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0:00 He said, "What about me?" He said he loves you so much. I love you. Well, I bet I love you more. Oh, I love you more. Don't joke on me. Why? I'm not the one to be messed with, sweetheart. Go ahead, Michael. Oh, nothing's not in here. What do you think? Awesome. This is where we're going to be staying for a little bit. Yeah. You like it? Yeah. Down here is fun. Okay. There's a TV. Good. We can watch television. That's good. Let's check the room. You want to check the rooms? Yes.
0:48 Mike, come here. Michael, let's look. Oh, hey. Look at this one. That's a nice room. And this one's yours. This one could be yours. Um, look at this one over here. Here's the bunk bed. Whoa. That's my room. This is yours. Yes. I'm staying bumped. Mhm. Look at this behind you. Michael, you got to stay at the bottom. Okay. Okay. Huh? You guys love this. Yeah. Look, look behind you. It's a party behind you. Whoa. How did that come on? You guys loving this? Yes. That's Let's hop
1:34 down. Let's go look at the rest of the house. Okay, let's see. Let's look at the rest house. You need help? Nope. You scared? Nope. Hey, let's look over here, Mia. Outside door. Mia, let's look over here. Whoa. This where daddy's sleeping. Right here, boy. What? Is this nice or what? Nice. Daddy, I stay at your bed. Oh, wow. I'll go have the TV. There's a TV right there. Let's go look with the shower. Oh, sure. I Okay. Oh, yeah. Look at the backyard. Oh, is this cool? Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. There's a swing set.
2:22 There's a slide over here. Look, I'm going down the slide. Let's go ahead. Go down it. It has the battery climb on. Okay, let's climb it. There he is. Hi, Michael. Hi. Hi, Mia. You got it. You need help? Nope. I need help. higher. What? Let's find some trackers. I find Look over here. Wo! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wo!
3:08 Wo! This is so fun. Is this cool? Yeah. Wait. You want to play You want to play air hockey with me? Yeah. Oh, do you have a camera? What? You got it, Michael. Here we are. My week is going to be terrible. Like, I can just keep them in here the whole week. They can't even get out of the garage. I do want to take a second to show you guys this, which is right now over on the Local website. Guys, we have an Angry Grandpa store. And a lot of people have been asking me to launch this and I never really did.
3:53 Launching merch was never really my thing and and so for years I just never had a store up. And then Keemstar reached out to me and he said that he wanted to put out some Angry Grandpa merch if I would be okay with that. And I was like dude I would love it. So we launched it over on the local store, specifically the Angry Grandpa shirt. It is back. Tons of people have been asking for this. So, there it is you guys. It's back. Go get it right now. Go to local.co. Now, the first thing that it's going to do, it's going to ask you to connect your YouTube account. And that is so it can keep track of who is ordering what. Now, if it's keeping track of who's ordering what, that means that if we want to, theoretically, we could reach out to you directly and say thank you because it's keeping track exactly who is ordering it. And it's
4:39 it's a really good idea for I don't want to say hi. Hi. You want to see an angle grandpa shirt? Yes. The gourmy purple shirt. Look at that. You like that shirt? Yeah. That's grammy purple. That's right. That is the angry grandpa shirt. You want me to get you one? I need a small one. Okay, I'll get you a small one. But I got to connect your YouTube account. Okay. Okay. My channel turn big. Okay. Whenever you get big, I'll get you another one. Guys, connect your YouTube account. Get yourself the There it is. You want one? Yeah. That is the angry grandpa shirt. Oh, it's my one. It's just like that on my arm. Look. So, head over to local.co. The link is in the description below. Guys, get yourself your angry grandpa shirt because it is back. I
5:25 don't know for how long, but it's there now. So, get it while you can. I don't know like if it's limited. I don't know how many we actually have. Get it while you can, you guys. And also, if you want, we obviously have the hats and there is a local live hoodie. It is almost bedtime, you guys. Oh, this was a long day. Like unreasonably long. I got the kids by myself. Actually, I haven't heard from them in a while, actually. Let me check on them. It is almost bedtime. Thought I'd say good night to my kids. How you guys doing? Break it. It's baby grandma. What happened in here? It wasn't me, but Michael. Did you
6:10 make Did you destroy the room? Yeah, that's funny to you. Yeah, we don't get kicked out. No, we'll clean it. Okay. What are you playing? I'm playing this scary kitty. Huh? A scary kitty. Can you show me? Is that Daddy? Is that Friday the 13th? You can't be playing that one now. How you doing, Michael? I'm poop. You going to poop? Now the Okay, put me up here. You can get up there. You know how to do it. Just put me up. No, you can't do it. Okay, kids. It's time for you to go to bed. It is the end of
6:56 the What did you just say? No. Yeah, it's bedtime. No, I'm not going to bed ever again. You have to go to bed tonight. I'm going to show you. No, you're not. What's this? Oh my Mia. Oh my god. She is laughing because she butchered somebody. I have to like Dude, that's the end of the night. We're starting the next day. She's can't play that. She can't play that game. Are you filming? Yeah. Okay. There it is. Nobody touch. How's it look, Mia? Poopy. I touch it. Here we go. Yeah. Mia wanted a frozen pizza. You got it. Now we cut it. A
7:44 pizza. Pizza. Okay. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Bro, I need this pizza cutter for my house. Look at that. Pizza. Pizza. That's That's the Cadillac of pizza cutters right there. What? Pizza. Hold on. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Yummy. We're making those school party slices right now for Michael cuz he got to get tiny slices. There you go. You know, like when your school would get good grades. Pizza. Pizza. I love you. What? Pizza pizza. You can't eat that now. Okay. All right.
8:30 I got two pizzas. One for Michael. Oh, don't touch. Don't touch. Let's fix this for you. All right. All right. White milk or chocolate milk? Um, poopy. What? Poopy. Michael, you want chocolate milk or white milk? Chocolate milk. And this was the winner. Star. So, and Donkey Kong 2. Something he says kabucha couldn't keep me from you. Here we go. Sorry. Huh? Who's Star? Star. So, I have been using this app where you can call characters and the kids love it. Who should I call, Mia? Um, Sonic. You want to call Sonic? Let's
9:16 see if he's on here. Hold on. It's loading. Okay. Sonic the Hedgehog. Let's call him. You want to call Sonic? Yeah. I love Sonic. All right. Let's call Sonic. How are you? How's it hanging, pal? I'm sitting here with my daughter Mia and my son Michael. So, family man, huh? I love you all my hearts. I know who you are. You're Sonic. And how would you know? You're starting to sound like Egghehead. Who? I'm not Egghehead. I'm Mia. I know that. I meant Dr. Robotnik. Can you say Mia and Michael? Uh, Mia and Michael,
10:02 can you say I love you, Mia and Michael? I love you, Mia and Michael. Yeah, I love you too, Sonic. Whoa. Thank you, Sonic. Thank you, Sonic. No problem, but I still don't understand what just happened. Don't worry about it. Go eat a chili dog and poop it out. You're weird. I need a chili dog anyway. Sonic heads to the kitchen to give dogs. It's daddy. Is that me? Yeah. Okay, let's see if he answers. Hi, Trump. Hello. I love it when someone says hello to me. That is Who is your favorite president? Who are you? Impostor. That ain't Trump. Okay, so that was not Donald Trump's voice. But you can call
10:48 all types of characters. Who should we call next? Um, Angry Grandpa. You want me to call Angry Grandpa? Yeah. Should I call Inga Grandpa? Yes. I don't know if he's going to be on here. He will. Okay, Mia, before I do this, you know this is not the real Anga Grandpa, right? Yeah, it's not real. This is not real. This is called character AI. So, this is not Angry Grandpa. Okay. You know that? Yeah. So, this is not Angry Grandpa. But it'd be fun to call him. Okay. Hi. Is this Angry Grandpa? I already said it was. Are you hard of hearing? How are you doing? I'm all right. How about you? Do you want to talk to my daughter, Mia?
11:37 Yeah, let me talk to her. Hello. Mia, right? How's it going, sweetie? I'm doing great. We at the hotel. Hotel? You're on a vacation? Yeah. Hi. Hey, Michael. You doing all right? Yeah. Daddy's sick. He is? What's wrong with him? He's not sick. Michael pretends he's sick. Oh, you're both sick. How did you get sick? We are not sick. Angry grandpa, can you say uh I love you, Mia, and Michael? Of course I love you, Mia and Michael. I
12:24 love you, Pop. I love you, too, Ang. What the hell are you talking about, boy? I love you, Pop. You love me. I do. I I love you, too. You love me? I do love you. I do. Really? I love you too. Oh, I love you too, kiddo. Gmy purple. What's swimming purple? He said angry grandpa. He said, "What about me?" He said he
13:11 loves you so much. I love you. Well, I bet I love you more. Oh, I love you more. We in the hotel right now. You think you can out love me? Yeah. Hello, poopy head. Did you just call me a poopy head? Plank? We did joke. You called me a plank. Did you just insult me? It's just a plank. Plank is you joke somebody. Don't joke on me. Why? I'm not the one to be messed with, sweetheart. Okay. Okay. You're right.
13:58 Yeah. You better get it right. How you doing, Pop? What? Pretty good. And how are you doing? Not great. Oh, what's the matter? I can't talk about it. Can you just tell me that everything's going to be all right? It's going to be all right, baby. Don't worry about nothing. I miss you. I love you, too. I miss you, too. Come here. Give me a hug. I love you, Pop. I love you, too. Don't you ever forget that.
14:45 I love you, too. Let's talk someone else. Oh, man. Uh guys, I didn't expect uh I didn't expect that to be so emotional. Um it's just I was trying to keep it together in front of them. I don't want to cry in front of my kids. It was just surreal cuz it it felt real on a level. Wow. It's times like this that I could
15:32 really use my dad. That was very weird. Wow. The app is character AI and I really did not expect him to have Angry Grandpa on it and he was. Part of me feels bad because Mia is young and I don't know if it's a good idea for her to think that she can call Angry Grandpa on the phone. And the problem is I didn't know it was going to be like that realistic. I didn't know that it was that it was going to do that to me. I thought it was going to be fun. I thought it was going to be a joke. And it seemed like she
16:18 understands. It seemed like she had fun with it. Like after the phone calls, she you know, she said she wanted to keep making prank phone calls. But it's it's affecting me. That affected me. I don't want to confuse Mia's perception of death and life after death at such a young age. So, I don't think I'm ever using that app again. I don't think like that was I don't want her to think that when somebody dies, she can just call them on the phone. As much as we all wish that we could, I know that I probably shouldn't call back. You know what it reminds me of? The first thing I think of is Harry Potter. In the first Harry Potter, uh, he finds the mirror of Arisad. and and
17:04 when he sits in front of the mirror of Arisad, it shows him whatever he wants. And Dumbledore warned him that people have wasted their lives in front of it. And that's what it makes me think of. It makes me think that I could spend all my time talking to this thing, but it's not my father. It's not reality. And I got to remind myself of that. My reality is in here with my kids. You guys having fun? Yeah. What are y'all doing? Oh no. You got bit by the dinosaur. Oh no. Cool. Oh no. Oh, it's going to it's got me. I'm
17:51 not going to be able to play this game anymore. Michaelia, how you doing? Eating. What you got there? What you got eating? Are you pretending to eat? Oh, you finished it. You already ate it all. Guys, I told Mia that I wanted to record her eating the ice cream. So, I guess she finished it. Listen, Mia, what I talked to you? Yeah. So, you know that wasn't a grandpa, right? That wasn't Yeah. Was it funny though? Yeah. Did you have a good time? Yeah. Did you make a joke? Yeah. Was it fun talking to Sonic? Yeah. All right, pound it. Let's do a joke again. What kind of joke? Let's do prank calls. Joke. Prank calls.
18:40 Yeah, we're not doing that. Prank Sonic. What do you got? Poop. Poop. I could eat it. Oh my god. Was that chocolate? No, it's real poop. Don't say that. It's chocolate. It's poop. Tell everybody it's chocolate. It's It's chocolate. Okay. Chocolate poop. No, it's not chocolate poop. Chocolate poop. No, it's not. It's just Guys, she dug out a chocolate chip from this. Oh, there's still a little bit of ice cream in there. What are you doing? Are you flying? Be careful. Hey, no, don't do that. Be careful. Oh, they're taking turns pooping. You want to throw something
19:25 funny? Yeah. You want to see something funny, Michael? I just went down. Okay. You want me to leave you alone? Are you pointing it at me? Yeah. All right. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. Not you. Not anymore. Why? Game over. Game over. Uhoh. I think I broke it. Oops. Why are you trying to shut me in? You're staying in there forever. No, I don't want to stay in here forever. No. How do I get out of this? I'm stuck. No, can I get out of here? No. I'm stuck. You poopy. Be quiet, little poop. She's
20:11 like, treat me like I'm in prison. She said, "Be quiet, little poop." I I'm Michael. Hi, Michael. Can I get out of here? You're in prison. What? You're in prison? No. Mia, it was not prison. It was just jail. Let me out. Let me out. She's stronger than I am. Game over. What? Game over. No more bathroom. I want you to poop myself. Game over. Stop saying that, dude. You're freaking me out. Game over. Mia, I think he's turning into Jigsaw. He's pooping. Game over. All right. No, not you, too. Get him over. Okay. Poo head. Where's
20:56 the blue? Daddy, hold on. They're just waiting out there. They ain't leaving yet. They won't leave. I think they're waiting on me. Why are you waiting on you? Yeah. Beat it. I don't want to see anybody. I have CO. No. No. Michael, don't open it. No. All right, you guys. We got McDonald's. Hey, since you guys hated the pizza so much, since it was stinky. It's my cracker. All right, I'm going to open this. You hungry, Daddy. What? That's not mine. Would you stop? Yummy diapers for you. Okay.
21:41 No, would you stop? These are Michael's. No. Okay, Michael. Thank you. And Mia. Huh? What? What? What's wrong with it? What's happened? It's smashed in. Did somebody sit on it? Here they are. The new Mc Krispy strips. All right, you guys. Each of you get two. Here you go. You don't want it? Yeah. You taste my puke. You You They just came out today. You couldn't possibly know that. Dipping it in the new sauce. All right. Here we go.
22:30 M. It's spicy. It's pretty good. This is yummy. What the We're all sitting here chilling. I look over and Michael is drinking his drink and then I look down. Mia is playing The Legend of Zelda. Yeah. Which Mia drink, Michael? That's your drink. That's not my drink. Did you drink Mia's? Yeah. Oh god. Guys, I don't drink. Mia is playing The Legend of Zelda. And it's throwing me because when I was her age, I played The Legend of Zelda. Mia, did you know that when I was your age, I also played this game? Yeah. Look at that little cutie. It is very cute. It didn't look as good as this one. We'll put a flyer. No, you cannot. Where'd you get this? When I was Mia's
23:17 age, I played this game and it looked like this. Yeah, it did not look like that. Oh, look, it's Mia's face. Hi, Mia. It did not look like that. This looks incredible. No, I got this toy. You got a flashlight? Yeah. I need this flashlight. And look at dogs. That's Tina's. You want to go to Tina's house with the flashlight and look at dogs? Yeah. Okay. Maybe not. You guys, that's going to be it for today. I just wanted to remind everybody number one to click the link below and get that angry grandpa shirt. Hi. A hi. Okay, let's put that flashlight away, too. It has been a long time since we had that angry grandpa shirt for sale. And it feels surreal that you can get it now. So, click the link below. It's going to ask you to connect your YouTube account. And
24:03 then when you do, get it. Guys, we ask you to connect your YouTube account so we know exactly who got one. that way maybe we want to send a thank you somehow. Thank you so much for all the love and the support. I know things are a little crazy right now and I promise you guys that we're going to get to like the bottom of everything, you know, of everything going on really soon and a long time. What was that? In a long time. I just want to say thank you guys so much for all the love and the support. After the last video, I got an outpouring of like emails and messages and tweets from people telling me that they love me and they're here for me and I appreciate it. But I can't talk about the anything yet. I will be able to after uh everything is settled and said and done. And when that happens, I'm going to talk about everything. You're going to hear the entire story, you guys. It's
24:48 all a ridiculous misunderstanding and I can't wait to talk to you guys about it. But until then, I love you guys so much and thank you for continuing to be here on this journey with me. I know this video was just me and the kids. I don't know if you guys are into something like that. Smack the like button if you like videos like this. Like, subscribe. Huh? And like, subscribe. Did you say like, subscribe? Yeah. Are you a YouTuber? Yeah. Thank you so much for watching, you guys. I love you so much. Like, subscribe, and thank you for watching my channel. Mia says, "Thank you for watching our channel." And that's it.
