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0:00 welcome guys the stream about what's having a very nice Tuesday evening I'm gonna tell you right at the front guys you you tricked me in this movie you know what this was it's hard time you're thinking all you were like Oh Chris gonna be [ __ ] confused of this film what happened what is this movie things just happen there's no explanation you just got a goddamn narrator just telling you it's like oh yeah then this happened and then this happened and this guy happened to be related this guy and he was the kid from all these years ago we encountered you know over that time was what what is happening all right laser I love did you much show the movie nuts was just [ __ ] nonsense

0:45 it basically it isn't a it as a Frankenstein creature of the series where it's it's taking short films it's taking two other movies and mashing them all together editing them to come up with some type of narrative that but it doesn't have any sense of flow it just kind of like okay and then this happened and he got a car II who is the younger sister of ty she's just narrating the whole [ __ ] thing and she's just basically saying this is the I'm Kai this is my brother ty before we got into Digimon we actually encountered Digimon in the real world which contradicts the original series when they first encountered Digimon said like oh yeah we actually remember Digimon we just had a very traumatic experience and we forgot everything and apparently all [ __ ] Japan knew about this the Digimon and

1:32 the Battle of downtown Tokyo forgot about it you know that [ __ ] generational trauma chat when Nagasaki Hiroshi more [ __ ] bomb they're like no not again not again we were ignoring that with no [ __ ] thank you that's what happened I believe yeah I couldn't watch the second digimon series 2 at the new Kurt no I watched it as well my only really the thing I liked about the second series was the villain because in the original series was basically evil Digimon they tried to take over they tried to take over the internet chat and go into our real world they did kind of the inverse where they had a digidestined that's what they're called people who Digimon they're called the digi Dustin this guy was a digi Dustin but he was a [ __ ] sociopath he says you know what

2:17 I want to roll the internet and he insert himself into the digi verse chat [ __ ] abused his little caterpillar Digimon and he turns it to take everything over he was like a goddamn Kim Jong Un's style dictator in the digi first gym after this [ __ ] no remember him what's his name I always liked that character Laden he's like and then it was like a mission like who is this evil kim jeong-hoon emperor guy and i was part of the series buddy eventually he went then they pulled a vegeta chat he became good towards the middle of the series and he started to help them redeem himself in a way maybe like a good analogy Prince Zuko maybe a little Prince Zuko John I really think of it 25 Betty's it's just me or just a 19-4 turning a little [ __ ] on glory I do not know I don't know I don't that

3:03 question yeah it was like so you go remember I produced graphics yes yes Steve man good to see you only sir I told my lady partner it was semen time let alone your girlfriend Oh God oh my god okay I'm not gonna lie it sounds worse than the last name but I mean if this was live-action this would be even worse I think like the not even a saving grace but I like that they changed up the art style for this film the animation sounds like oh this is pleasant to the eye I like looking at this in the background that's that's funny it's simplistic oh that's nice you know because the you know the original series it looks I mean looks cheap you

3:48 know much of the same way that the original Pokemon series always looked cheap it was coming in that same similar style my will hello I guess I'll praise the movies like yeah there's some fun sequences in this but yeah this is everything surrounding that is just garbage it's just word vomit chat its exposition barf is what it is and it's not it's not interesting it's not about if you you cannot watch jump to him you cannot watch this if you have not seen this series I've seen this series 20 [ __ ] years ago but I can't remember much from it and I'm like I don't I don't know what's happening I don't know who these people are we'll get in the review who are we doing the review right now Sherman hypes I would I would again appreciate that let us see if it's good to see it Chris if you don't like Digimon the movie I'm on something what do you mean have you seen the film and by the way did you mind the movie

4:35 there's a lot of Digimon movies out there okay so I don't know I was like okay which one I like am I gonna do because I'm like okay I'm just gonna do Digimon : the movie now is like but there's other Digimon fills it also have [ __ ] the movie in front of it so I was initially very very confused about yeah so I just wanted the one that I assumed that is this film it's the first one called Digimon the movie it came out [ __ ] mm god this films 20 goddamn years old it's crazy I started watching this series 1 1 99 98 Wow part of me just turned the dust don't even don't you I listen Leslie Vose I'm gonna show you a childhood I watched Digimon - I watched Digimon alongside Pokemon or anything I'm not [ __ ] on the original series it was fun it was

5:21 fun I joined I even brought did I not did I not chant bring up the fact that I really liked the Kim jong-un kid from the second series how they did the inverse of that I thought that was [ __ ] cool I like there was a little sociopath you know like I was interesting but this movie I'm sorry it's not good it's not good I didn't mention it thank you I am lazy yeah hmm Herman loves King John who would spread the word please tell the Supreme Leader that I'm thinking of him right now he is consistently in my thoughts and may I get a reprieve in the great democratic what's it called the Democrat the Democratic Republic of Korea I would appreciate that and then the cycle kill kiri - I don't

6:07 know I have no idea it's been too long I know that he abused this [ __ ] up as a little caterpillar did you might want to kick that thing around a little grub only yeah thing's [ __ ] ugly I just wash it - but stills like damn you're kicking his ass yeah there's kind of voice oh it's like I yeah we get annoying so I'm on that kids side I wouldn't I would've tried to take over there in that - yeah but we're gonna get into it guys again thank you for joining me hope everyone's having a very nice Tuesday evening we were doing my review of Digimon more sonic erotic fan fiction hopefully playing a lot of whoring the blind forest night chat play I took a break from Ori to play the demo of Final Fantasy 7 remake and I enjoyed it I did

6:55 have some issues as you guys saw and stream I mean I want to be positive at first I thought the game was very pretty I actually liked the babble system again I'm an old school final fantasy fan I love the turn-based combat you know in 4 & 6 & 9 and things like that and then 7 especially in 7 I'm in this one I like it's not just not a straight hack & slash like it's in there but I like that you could pause you could select your items and mid combat special moves like oh that's fun I like that so I guess but some of the stuff that I didn't think work so those thought parts of gentleman okay that really Goods pretty you know I like the combat system but the things that bothered me I think the voice acting is a mixed mixed bag I love with whoever is doing cloud think he's doing a great job he's just so [ __ ] aloof he's like I don't give a damn about you

7:41 tree-huggers out there pay me my money honey that's all he wants okay but then you have him he's great but then you have [ __ ] baby Barrett and that actor he's just he's basically a coal train from Gears of War that he's [ __ ] dead I mean very really stupid difficult I just I just burst out laughs when he starts talking my oh my god but the worst bad aspect of the demo chat was the boss terrible he's a [ __ ] he was a [ __ ] sponge I felt like I spent most of the demo just Balan there's not like a fun bass boss battle it's a long ones like okay I can I you know it's at least he changes over times like no he was just you just can't him and hit him and hit him into absorbs all that [ __ ] damage Jared kept the boss is a little spongy yeah I think was very spongy

8:27 I hope they address that before they're released the game because if all the boss bells are gonna be like that [ __ ] that that is not gonna be fun I remember the boss bales that Final Fantasy seven they were awesome beyond all the back in the day I always loved the boss battles you gotta have the also many members of your most powerful all the most powerful members of your party take on specific boss that was [ __ ] thrilling this I'm like yeah nuke did not care for it overall it's Superman from the CW pretty much no you're not wrong hmm what is he being voiced by that guy from uh uh from the CW that's cool I've always forget forget that guy's name he's a great Superman by the way he's getting his own show uh Clark and Lois I believe Lois looking for you I spilled some whiskey on myself Chad I'm wasting whiskey it's already gone but yes again thank you

9:13 Jeff Austin ik fun fact Derek Stephen Prince voice Ken and there's the voice of Elgar from Power Rangers turbo hmm Eric's voice actress is a twitcher Murrow it's [ __ ] awesome oh the new one kukuku John Hurley Thank You Ted baseball fans here to make his next hopefully ah you guys not gonna like me but I'm not a fan of a I just did not like a tie like that you know I was a good I mean the modern thing was fine then continuing doing like more modern sci-fi aesthetic I thought that was okay but I I really disliked the story I just like to store it I just like the main character a lot I don't think I even finished that game loved nine lines one of my favorites I thought that was a nice return to the medieval fantasy setting and I thought

9:58 you know they did it very well in my opinion the best the best one being six of course as we all know I really like night but yeah guys so we're gonna get right into it and as I said before this is a spoiler review so if you don't want to be spoiled for a twenty-year-old film about the digital monsters living out there not you got to get going I can't I want to ruin this for you but as I said guys this movie I'm a change straight it's abomination there's no question about it this this is a bad [ __ ] I'm not a fan of Final Fantasy 10 that's went to me the series took a nosedive nine was nine was the last great Final Fantasy after that who it's been dry my friend very dry ally welcome to stream I spent channel points to suggest she was a ray from the

10:43 streamer he usually stops earlier starts earlier than you start but he might rain if he doesn't let you take the alley that is so nice of you thank you that's very kind of you I don't like ten guys I'm sorry I just do not like Final Fantasy 10 I apologize yeah he was Tom's Hanks son in row perdition great movie guys haven't seen it one of the few movies where Tom Hanks calm please bad guy to an extent to extends Tom [ __ ] Hanks oh he's not gonna be the bad guy throughout the entire film was like oh he's morally ambiguous check he kills people for money [Laughter] hmm listen man I was positive about did you mind at first but now I got to tell you the truth this this film is an abomination as I said this is digimon the movie it was released it was a jab American Japanese film adaptation

11:29 released in 2000 had a budget of five million dollars didn't have to spend much just hire a bunch of [ __ ] editors but to put this thing together and you know we can get some of the voice actors in there probably paying them nothing to come back and do this thing so at a budget of five million in a box office about sixteen so I made three times you know its budget I'm sure they would have wanted to make more from it but they didn't they didn't check Christian thank you for the host and welcome to stream good to see him it was Paul Newman's last film well technically his last live-action film his last for those cars he voiced uh the one of the cars of course about the [ __ ] cars from the Cars movie well yeah that was his last live-action film and he got an Oscar nomination for played an Irish mob boss who then his son was Daniel Craig Daniel Craig he's a piece of [ __ ] in that movie

12:14 too glad he got his jet I'll check out Road to Perdition seriously it's a great film and matter of fact an apt ation of a comic book the graphic novel directed by Sam Mendes as well just did in 1917 this past year but guys did you my movie as I was saying uh no this this is an abomination to film because one twentieth Century Fox they want to capitalize off the success of Pokemon the first movie which I'm actually gonna look up right now Netflix just released a a reinterpretation another adaptation of that first film but it's like in a CGI kind of claymation look now but it's pretty much following that but I want to look up the the box-office performance of Pokemon the movie because I'm curious go on and see if what Fox is like those are called Mewtwo strikes back now this

13:01 had a [ __ ] yeah yeah Fox [ __ ] up you know they [ __ ] up because a fast track Digimon the movie so here you go check this this was a huge [ __ ] success Pokemon the movie had a budget similar to a Digimon of five million dollars made a hundred and seventy two point seven million dollars worldwide okay and look pokemon isn't a pokemon the coal in the movie a great movie now not really is a good movie no this is okay sure there's some fun stuff in there for pokemon fans no no if i hate the fact that they kind of erased everything Mewtwo but it was entertaining of course you're seeing [ __ ] Mew and Mewtwo on the screen for the first time is a Pokemon fan as a child is at nine ten year old however old Chris was back in a day it was glorious and it was original thing it wasn't like an abomination

13:46 thing just had a hodgepodge just put together this film was guys it apparently did your mom the movie it's not an original story in any capacity no matter of fact and they tell you right in the front of Wikipedia it's the second goddamn sentence the film used footage from the short films Digimon Adventure which came out in 99 Digimon Adventure children's war game thank you speaking of Pokemon did you see the new pokémon Mewtwo strikes back and ever I just brought that out I have not I saw the original film in the year 1999 sir that was good times very good times but as I said chef so this is an abomination movie it's a it's combining the short films Digimon

14:34 Adventure $4.99 Digimon Adventure coal and children's war game and ditch this this title this title goes on forever Digimon Adventure o to : digimon a hurricane landing exclamation point exclamation point backslash transcended evolution exclamation point exclamation point the golden digit mentals so apparently these were other movies and they just say you know what just combine them all combine them all you know the kids they're watching the the original series are watching the sequel series right now they love all these casts of character bring everybody together chat and that's what this movie is and so to directa phi this you know because things just they don't there's no natural progression for

15:19 this movie at all they just seems just cut from it just starts like when they're like babies to the principal cast the first season and then we forget about them and we move on to the principal cast of the second season and the way that they try to introduce any type of cohesiveness is they have Corey who is actually you know and she was one of the original digidestined as we all know from the the first season the younger sister of Ty she fell into the second season she was one of the Neil the leaders of the digidestined of the new kids and trying to save the [ __ ] Internet and all that with her digital monstrous chat she is the narrator and she talks about how before we you know even though we know it the first time that the digit kids the digidestined

16:05 encountered Digimon was in the actual series she says no that never happened now that we actually you know what we forgot about this because we were traumatized we actually encountered the a Digimon and we actually saw we witnessed a Digimon battle back when we were fairly [ __ ] Thomas I was a toddler ty looked like he was about six or seven years old that's what happened and then she goes in the hole details if I guess that takes place after series and then when everyone's kind of off on their own but yeah listen up this is how the movie starts check so again [ __ ] exposition on top of exposition oh no I forgot I'm sorry I forgot I forgot about the Angela Anaconda short so do you get member guys Angela anaconda remember this show it was the Canadians Canadian children's television series that I

16:50 believe that ran for three [ __ ] seasons and it was uh was this on Niccolo what was this on it was on Nickelodeon it was originally on Nickelodeon and I had a similar but much cheaper art style of South Park where was basically cardboard cutouts and it was you know these kind of big head kids and the principal character was Angela anaconda and she was a piece of [ __ ] who was always doing schemes and trying to get whatever she wanted she would abuse her friends to get what you want to chat she's just a terrible character and so they introduced this movie like the first ten goddamn is an inch Angela anaconda short and it's it's her about I want to go and sneak in to see Digimon

17:37 because we're so excited to see Digimon calling the movie and so she concocts this cuz you know the tickets are sold out and she just [ __ ] mobs that she convinces all the children this is mob and murdered the Usher so they mobbed the usher chat again this guy is making minimum wage this was [ __ ] 1999 so it's probably getting paid what five dollars at the time so he's mobbed and torn apart by all these kids they you know eat his body and everything for sustenance and he again in the theater Angela she achieved much away the theater her fat [ __ ] friend he starts drinking all the show and all the popcorn the other kids are doing dumb [ __ ] no one cares so she goes in the theater chat and she finds the perfect seat you know she scares away some kids or actually you know what just about to sit there but she's warning off all the other possible patrons from sitting next to her she's trying to save a seat for her friends

18:23 but she's not of course as we all know she's not being polite she's not saying I'm sorry my friend is about to join me I'm just saving these two seats for them right here between main she's like no just [ __ ] scaring them and just yelling at them oh you said your wonderful Angela anaconda you deserve all the horrible [ __ ] you get in that original series and so her friends they finally get in there but Danaher bully chat which i think is the best character in the goddamn show I'm happy for the bully because Angela deserved me boy in the original series they they go ahead and sit in front of it they got these big old hats and just like oh no we can't watch the digidestined she's like oh Angela anaconda don't worry about we wouldn't be so so rude as to wear our hats indoors oh that's nice but densha to get revenge and Angela anaconda for clearly murdering and eating the body of

19:09 the usher she brings in the very flatulent teacher that teaches Angela anaconda and her various friends and they bring her and she's [ __ ] fart and Shaggy sits right in front of Angela on the carbon she just get like all the whiffle all the fur fumes and she's got like this beehive hairdo and everything Angela's like wow this is terrible but then the movie begins to play check it's not Digimon it's it's a French movie and everyone's like we're in the wrong theater no and they leave the theater chat and then the bully who always bullying Anjali on account even though she deserves what she's stuck in the theater with the flatulent teacher and that's it that's the end and somehow Angelina Conda gets on the movie screen where they play in the French movie so that's it that's introduction to Digimon okay weird I did

19:55 expect house like wait what's happening it was so [ __ ] confusing doing that welcome to stream if you ever seen angel anaconda chain don't call I'm talking about do you ever see this always bring about that choice order to use the movie and the pious husband okay so people are saying like Chris how could you not like this film that was not a good start family Angela anaconda was a big success it uh let me see how much money it made no no it had three [ __ ] seasons twenty minute episodes it did very well ran from 1999 to 2001 so good for those people they got paid cheap [ __ ] animation alright alright chance so now we're gonna start and starts by saying eight years ago and we're falling tie

20:42 and khari and there are these two kids living in Japan with their mom and also dead though we never see the dad I think the dad is imaginary because they bring him up often but we never [ __ ] see him unless he's always traveling on businesses you know business trips and stuff the mother is good thank you generally think of the ten minutes preciate it [Music] no it's not it was not mad at like that at all was not metal like Hall Cogan showing off of gremlins - that was better that was actually handled better because they you know why is the Angelina Conda introducing the Digimon doesn't make any [ __ ] sense like Hulk Hogan like Gaddy he appears in films and everything and in gremlins she was even a critique on consumerism and capitalism

21:29 and you know all Kogan being in there it's like oh look it's like it's the film critiquing on itself so like I get it's like this no no no capacity to do that so clearly the dad's Imagineering the mom's [ __ ] insane because she's just making all this food that's clearly meant to kill her children she's like making liver pops and like beet shakes and things and like cakes made out of like meat which are high in sodium it's like [ __ ] weird I remember that in the original series champions you just make all this food and the kids are clearly like you know they can't eat anymore because this stuff would inevitably kill them in a short amount of time so just just praying that she just [ __ ] up the food because mix of her depression and her obvious insanity

22:15 she can't really do much until this is the one thing that she has but even then she [ __ ] it up so you know continuously check throughout her lifetime and she's alive even though she clearly does a lot of these that's weird but for the most part we finally tie and carry khari for whatever reason she's like a toddler she doesn't want to talk she communicates through whistle at times when convenient I guess ty he's a little [ __ ] he's always on the computer all the time one night they're just [ __ ] sleeping and cocci he goes to the bathroom for the fourth time of course because of all the terrible food his mother's been feeding him it's like it's destroying his intestines check that thing he says this stuff he just eats in this it's a shooting right out of me at this point kid's gonna [ __ ] 50 kidney stones by the time he's 12 whatever so he goes the bathroom the

23:00 fourth time because of all terrible food but then he finds Carrie she's just Lana's computer or a dad's beer technically and it just happens to be doing all this weird fucked-up matrix shit's all the ones and zeros be puppy poop and Ty's Akari what are you doing over there she says the computer just turned on is doing this weird thing all of a sudden chatting all the x-position are saying the computer births an egg and it's a Digimon egg and they just say I was a Digimon egg and this thing you know they tell so I was weird let's take it to bed with us I guess and they go to bed chat mom's like okay kids I'm leaving for the next eight hours I didn't get a babysitter good luck you have poisonous food in the fridge goodbye hopefully [ __ ] hopefully I would even be back cuz you know chat she's probably gonna kill us a killer self anyway so then ty and Carrie

23:47 they're in the apartment trying to eating normal food for the first time like you know ty being a responsible older brother just cooking eggs for his sister like you know protein got some toast Chad have a vegetable it's like good thank God ty is here like I think the reason why so like eventually becomes very immature that's the series cuz he was just inundated with responsibilities as a young kid and he's [ __ ] traumatized because of his abusive mother I would have machen so Corey you know she's still sleepy because of the lack of nutrition she drops the egg and out pops a [ __ ] Digimon she has like I was weird but it's like a little fuzzy Digimon and so she chases after it ty chases after her they see this [ __ ] thing went onto the bed and everything Ali get this thing out eventually comes out chat and she's like oh it's fuzzy and cute and she's rubbing it and

24:34 everything so I was like this is [ __ ] weird but the computer just birthed this thing and then you know they feed it food and [ __ ] shits on you know on the ground like ah goddammit and then digivolve shattuck digivolve like you basically what happened is you become like a more powerful form of Digimon so this thing did digit balls and becomes this little pink like it looks like it's like a hairless critter with rabbit ears Chad that's I would describe it and then it starts talking that's like oh my god this thing is speaking English so I guess you know English you know I mean it's technically Japanese but well it's English alright for the sake we it's been dubbed over a chance been dubbed over so this thing starts talking he's like my name is Daniel pink my I don't know its name um like okay this is an issue mom comes home she didn't kill herself this time

25:19 Chad he's like kids do you want some more poisonous food and he's like no mom no thank you the trying to hide the Digimon for a mom chat they keep feeding all the poisonous food he keeps again it keeps [ __ ] this thing shit's at least three times that's a consistent sight gag throughout the entire short this part of the movie eventually it becomes it evolves because it's [ __ ] freaks out cuz all the food and it evolves into like a very large baby STRs a t-rex chat and so this thing is what's this [ __ ] name Agumon who we know is Ty's Digimon in the original series but I'm like okay this is weird this is just a new origin for argument apparently Chad this argument is not Ty's argument it's one

26:06 that's not really because Cory just says now I know what you're thinking is this the argument that with that tie had in the series no this is a different argument like what okay sure and this thing grows very large and destroys the [ __ ] bedroom and Curry's on its back and everything and it just decides you don't [ __ ] it again limited function check cuz all the poisons food I mean it's basically just ate a whole bunch of mercury and lead and asbestos that's now in its system and it's just freaking the [ __ ] out it leaves the apartment Ty's like holy [ __ ] Cory and it's just running amok chat its murdering its attacking people destroying buses car again doesn't care it doesn't know she's a child she doesn't understand morality at this point Chad she's like now we're just having fun I'm just riding on you um I've actually an argument he's you know doing something Ty's after him but

26:51 then they know it's like all this this wind becomes because starts to pick up Chad and [ __ ] above them is a giant spaceship and it's birthing a giant egg Digimon egg I love this is related to the series ante capacity as this is this is a dark Digimon trying to enter our world they're sending forth a a monster of some kind I do not know so this thing births a giant parrot called parrot mom and our gimana says [ __ ] that thing I'm gonna kill it and so he just starts firing off all his fire blasts at this chat paramon does not like that he fires off one in our room on our c'mon you know he gets her cuz he's not he's not powerful enough because paramon is in this champion form Chad and Agumon isn't his rookie form at this point but then ty

27:36 finds Cory you know all the Japanese because it's like what the hell is happening and then organize like I'm gonna evolve into gray mine he evolved into a bigger t-rex kind of looks like Hugh bone if you have like a brown skull instead of a white skull chat so he involves it to like big cube bone and then paramon and big cuba and they start wrestling chat but paramon still more powerful khari you know she loves big cubone so she starts blowing her whistle because that's his [ __ ] trigger and [ __ ] is not working then ties like I give me that [ __ ] thing he blows the whistle that awakens big Q bone and then him and paramon they start blasting chat you know they have become an icon of Godzilla moment whereas you know he got the the the radioactive breath and creature has is radioactive broth are

28:22 going at it and then they just [ __ ] destroy each other and cars like oh my god what happened Ty's leg line we'll never know meanwhile shall we cut to eight years later I think yeah it's eight years later the the digimon series has happened they're all kind of a little bit older than they were in original series I'd say I don't know maybe they're like 1314 like around there I want to say the kind of gun their Shepherd waste or certain extends like summer right now so Ty's you know with the sister you got is these more countless computers a lot the thing is chat they introduced a lot of the characters appear for the original series but they don't get a lot to do most of them just for sight gags like many she's in it for like a couple seconds Sora she's in it because her

29:08 entire kind of dating not dating and he got in he got into a fight with Sora or something about her hair I don't know mostly it focuses on Izzy ty Matt and TK actually the only ones you need to know about um apparently the [ __ ] Internet is under attack chat buy a Digimon everyone in the world knows about like I guess Digimon are just known at this point I don't know why the governments of the world like what the [ __ ] is happening to the internet we have to handle a situation everyone's just not a Digimon we're gonna do let the [ __ ] kids love we don't give a damn so there's a Digimon attack in there in that chat it's basically trying to destroy it and also the world it's setting off [ __ ] nuclear weapons chat destroying cities and the government's like let these kids handle the situation

29:54 and so ty he's [ __ ] freaking out is he comes on over he says I've been in contact with this kid from Colorado he's saying that I don't know how [ __ ] got is easy male I guess the Digi the digidestined are kind of like celebrities at this point I don't know how they're just not [ __ ] under constant observation or quarantine or just [ __ ] in in juvenile detention or a prison like environment because the people get the government like what the [ __ ] did these kids do you went into the Internet how is that possible you can't do that that's the matrix [ __ ] Chad anyone see the matrix at this point like no no we don't have that you know that's fine so ty and Izzy they're trying to get a hold of all the digidestined [ __ ] but they're all kind of gone their separate ways you cut to some of them but again it's just for Community gags the only two

30:39 that were you also really fought like I said is Matt and TK they're visiting they're clearly senile grandmother who should be in an assistant living home there's no question about that but she's there she's just [ __ ] in dating with them food and everything and then you get like really terrible references to the Internet and digital media cuz at the time people just didn't understand it and so it all feels incredibly [ __ ] data and this is like oh my god this is not working and they're trying to also simplify for kids too and it doesn't help that this movie is just edited to [ __ ] so again it's all [ __ ] nonsense chat so I'm skipping a whole lot of scenes at this point I'm sorry that's just the way it is and said are you following me chat are you following laughs season three will I don't forget me me and Sora I

31:25 mentioned me me in store Mimi's barely in the movie she's in vacation Hawaii Sora is mad at I that's her role that Sora's role in the film yes TK's of [ __ ] he gets better in the second series though yeah I admit that they aren't really they are relation I thought they were in relationship yeah thank you yes big EULA 15 thank you who said they were 15 Christian thank you so where are we now oh yeah so this is [ __ ] Digimons attacking or not how do we stop this thing but then time is either contacted by their Digimons like hey we're in the internet we can upload ourselves and we can fight this evil Digimon kind of like oh [ __ ] great we're gonna go ahead and contact everybody over at the other

32:11 digi Dustin can only get ahold of Matt and TK who also used their Digimon to fight the evil internet Digimon parently this is not a normal Digimon chat its able to do things is able to go from like a rookie form all the way to like it's super own mega ultimate form like that you can't do that and did you might do through it naturally as we all know so that was weird and so but you know then our room on and Matt's Digimon get their asses kicked like how we [ __ ] fight this thing until it comes to a point that is he he realizes that we have to slow down the internet that's the only way so children of the world lend me your energy send us emails inundate us with thousands upon thousands of email so we can slow down the evil internet Digimon chat and that

32:57 does it and there they manage Ursula now enough for the combined strength oh I missed something else too I'm gonna get to it and so one point chat the evil internet Digimon like really [ __ ] up Matt and Ty's Digimon and ty he just says well ah I just feel so bad about this and he just goes inside the internet he just goes inside the computer and the exposition because Corey is is narrating this entire thing what I'm saying Corey right yeah Corey um she's narrating this entire thing and he just she just says somehow he got to the computer somehow he just got there cuz he loved his Digimon so much [ __ ]

33:44 he's managed to basically you know become become a whole new [ __ ] entity and and he inserted himself inside digital superhighway chat he became a whole nother [ __ ] NT all together him the the Ty and Matt did the same [ __ ] thing to Matt did it too he goes into internet chat and then they fuse they all fused with their Digimon to one big Digimon is he says inundate us of the email children of the world they do that they slow down the internet diffusion Digimon exactly and then they [ __ ] blast them they blast the evil internet Digimon and he's done or so we think everyone starts celebrating chats like everyone's happy the other kids who

34:30 didn't even know the [ __ ] was going on like Sora oh by the way the evil internet did you mind set up a couple of nuclear weapons chat and the one was aiming for Colorado that was deactivated by the Americans I believe and then the second one was heading for Japan and it's like whoa boy and that one they couldn't deactivate and just falls into the [ __ ] water when they killed the evil Digimon and someone's like Jesus Christ these kids save their lives so they are I guess practically celebrities generally think of the ten minutes I'm guessing this film makes cooler look like a masterpiece yeah cuz lean cool growth as a sense of narrative like this one we're gonna cut to another thing it's like okay that plots done we're gonna do that in just a second chat all right now we're gonna cut to which day is called present day but I think it

35:16 takes place about four years later cuz they everyone celebrate someone's happy tie and Sora they eventually start Bane and when they're like 18 or whatever it's a everyone's having a good time now we cut to I guess four years later where we follow the new digi Destin's the next generation chat you know pieces of [ __ ] like Davis some of these characters I don't remember khari she's one of the new leaders of the digidestined she's travelling with TK who she clearly wants to stand bein and there's no question about that they're visiting New York City they're having a good time and we also introduced to one of the character Jeff this comes out this is the tail end of the last sequence there's the kid that is he was talking to you I know this is all my fault you gotta stop this evil internet Digimon his name was Willis Chad they

36:01 were introduced to him he is also at digi Destin but he doesn't realize it yet because he has two Digimon one which is tarimov and kokum on and at the end of when the evil air net digimon dies apparently the force of the evil internet digimon possesses cocomong and then Willis is just on the [ __ ] run for like four years however long I don't know how long it is he's on the run for a long time trying to just escape Pokemon Pokemon murdering all his friends and family members is like [ __ ] up and then I think I don't even know how the [ __ ] did she doesn't get involved I think they run into wills like in New York City he's being chased by Pokemon TK and [ __ ] Kari see this

36:47 and like oh we got to help him he's a digi Dustin they try to help he's like get the [ __ ] away from me I got a this is my own problem Co come on he tries to [ __ ] them up and then they basically again they defeat them ain't just you know vanishes you can't kill it do you parently you can't kill a Digimon chat no matter what just goes back and they I guess they kind of kill him he goes back in there for a little while you know this is like listen I don't know who the hell you are but I gotta go and she's like no kid carries like no we have to help you we're the digi Dustin you have a Digimon let us help him he's like okay I'm going to Colorado co commands always saying start from the beginning where the hell he's always you know going on about back in the being I think he says and back in the beginning is is in Colorado for me and that's where I'm going and they're like okay we'll follow you to Colorado he's like I'm gonna go on my own but then car etk they contact the new

37:35 digidestined davis who was a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate him he is the worst chat oh my god I deal with him there's also some other characters I don't know their names there is I don't know who they are there's two other ones there's a nerdy kid and there's a tall girl with glasses that's all I know so they basically told hey come to Colorado even though you're in Japan and help this kid they go okay and so they just take all these flights because the nerdy girls the glasses she apparently has a lot of family members who are in the airline industry and the lift I'm one of the equivalent us at this time taxi industry chat and so she's able to get all of these the oldest um travel

38:21 arrange welted Lee very quickly and then they're in Colorado and they managed to catch up to Willis were they flying on the side of the road yeah and they battle Co come on yet again he's back he's been reincarnated they kind of [ __ ] him up here I think he did you balls at one point and I like Willis how can we help you what's up what's up Christian that's a hell of a paragraph in fact the digi-egg appears in the air that's we got I got I got that I got that as a Digimon data files computer code is the entire worn by Ghana and Greymon and caboodle [ __ ] and Internet yeah yeah gods I got it yeah how is there a given but I said oh my god all right I did it that I

39:07 everything I just said that happens but thank you thank you nonetheless Christian for posting that if someone who maybe want some additional clarification mmm so where are we oh yeah so they they run they just happen to run into Willis he's just [ __ ] there on the side of the road no they've made him and they meet him in a truck because I think tie [ __ ] Davis waves down a truck or something they Pilon they meet Willis in there he again did your mommy a your decision are you Willis I am was oh we found you okay they get out of the truck at one point Chad they start fighting pokémon again yeah that happens I just Latin kind of blankie now after this I started to check out the movie at this point sham like I just don't [ __ ] care I

39:52 think oh yeah they decide look okay let's mean that there's one location all the digits are waiting for TK and and khari chat because they're all the way in over [ __ ] New York so they got to take the train over bullet train I don't think we have that in the United States but we'll go with it we're not [ __ ] Japan all right so they're waiting for them I know my god you know Willis he's like ah I can't wait much longer I gotta get I gotta get to the spot where cocomong was possessed by the evil internet Digimon that I also create at the time because apparently this kid chat Willis he's just a lazy son of a [ __ ] he just wanted another person and do his [ __ ] chores for him he created digi-egg online got infected by a computer virus and then at birth the evil internet digimon and then the

40:37 internet reminds like [ __ ] you kid you made me I'm gonna possess that thing you love and that's what happened and the kids been on the run ever since they said I gotta kill this own [ __ ] some way I gotta put him down it's like Old Yeller chat he's got the rabies you gotta do it and so he said I gotta go off my own Davis is like no I gotta follow you and I'm gonna come I'm gonna come with you and then these other guys I guess you go ahead and wait for khari and TK and so him and Davis are traveling Davis being a piece of [ __ ] annoying the entire time then then Willis he tells him all the stuff I told you before Chavez origin Davis just starts [ __ ] blubbering and Willis is like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you it's not that sad I mean you know get over and Davis goes okay it's a such a terrible character Jam we all we all hate Davis okay this is the way it is and so they find a Pokemon he's

41:25 digivolve again to a more probable form they start didja battle and everything like that I then I think TK carry the the nerdy girl in the glasses and the little kid they also show up it is [ __ ] in Kokomo digivolve yet again and it basically starts to reverse time and it starts to make Willis and Davis young and everyone else like babies and [ __ ] the Digimon are still fighting this thing there at one point these golden objects I think yeah there's all end of the [ __ ] chat these golden objects appear and it can evolve the Digimon to even more powerful forms and Davises did in Willis's digimon grab ahold of them to become all-powerful but they still

42:11 can't beat the internet possessed Coca Mons like what is this about and then Co come on again everyone's like babies at this point it's really weird and [ __ ] up the Davison and Will's pokemon digimon they're in like this kind of vacuum dimension it's all purple [ __ ] tendrils are on them and they encounter co c'mon and co commands just always saying you know back to the gang back with the big beginning and he's referencing back to the beginning he's like oh he's meaning back to the past when he was infected with the virus and he's gesturing towards himself because the virus is right here in his heart chat in his heart and so davis's the digimon devils digimon combine forces i think at one point and they hit that

42:57 point and co come on and the viruses destroy chat and co c'mon is free and then he drifts off back into the internet chat willis was crying as he thought i all co c'mon his dad but as we all know digimon cannot die Davis explains to him he's not dead he's just gone back into the internet and he'll return to you again one day and they go whoa that was quite the adventure see you in the n1 part ways they say Willis hope you can join the digi deaths and Willow says I I do too I need to I need to do one more thing I have to go back to my parents or hopefully aren't murdered but I've been running away from for the past four years so I'm gonna go back to New York see you guys later chat meanwhile while he's you know off on his way meandering he looks upon the river and he sees a

43:44 Digimon egg he picks it up in lo and behold Coco Mon is in the a he's reunited with Coco Mon and that check is Digimon Cole in the movie it is not a good film it is terrible it is not worth watching it is an abomination of a viewing experience I give this film girl I want to give it a [ __ ] you but I'm gonna give it a lo some little [ __ ] because chat some of the animated sequences are fun that it's they are pleasant to look they were pleasant to look upon and so I cannot give it a [ __ ] you but I will give it a lo some Oh [ __ ] it's nobleman now dome is in a category on its own because this thing does one thing confidently and says some of the animation is fun it's good it's bad games girls the glasses girl name is

44:30 yo-yo Li fair enough - now I'll probably look in the stream I smile but it's kind of good to see mm oh actually did you mike and i okay they said in the movie they can't be just making [ __ ] up and on the fly man's badge it's really bad mmm I imagine the crow will be a lot better tomorrow watch these in three you'll lose it lab is in season think I'm curious and then we can go on some erotic Sonic fan fiction chat there'll be a lot of fun I mean a good time you could delete them oh they do imagine you can delete them I guess that's true yes but you gotta be like yeah I like physically delete them they can't kill him in the real world right I guess that makes sense I remember in um remember in season 3

45:17 they got Steve Blum was the voice one of the Digimons it's like a big red dinosaur and there was like a very large fox Digimon who had very thick [ __ ] thighs and made me uncomfortable create a lot of furries no doubt chat am i right I think it did can I please vote for a movie for the next can I please vote for a movie for the next movie the movies not bad it's anime you know I heard that our form is uh what's the film let me know I can add it to if I hit my stretch goal mmm big thighs all big thighs thick [ __ ] no thick thighs thick thighs are all prime I know see what's in season three of the garment starts a task for god [ __ ] good and season three the government starts a task force to hunt down the Digimon and Mar the new children and their dad is great that's absolutely what they did what did what

46:03 they should have done not because they [ __ ] a Digimon takes over the goddamn nuclear silos around the world and tries to destroy major cities good yeah and putting these little shits they don't deserve to be out there this is gonna be quarantined absolutely I'm gonna side the government in that situation Lionel Stevenson no doubt about that early twenties I think they'd grow up this my man Francesca far from home because I was Peter supposed to fight crime inspired when everyone knows who he is that's but that's what makes it interesting John early that's what makes it so fun what the next movies gonna be it's a dynamic we don't often see and spy we have never seen in spider-man film I can't wait for it it's not breaking the franchise that's evolving the franchise and doing new things with it that is the opposite

46:49 my friend the opposite no Stephenson thick thigh save lies Martin Ponzi goddamn right I love that there's a character xiii who says everything you just said good good I'm glad about that Christian there is one more movie with that virus the Jomon really [ __ ] christ i'm surprised didn't edit that into they're both that guys that is Digimon Cole in the movie hope you enjoyed the review hope you open the understood I tried my best I really did try my best to make to make sense watch these I'm not gonna watch it give me an abridged version is there an abridged series of it I'll do that I think that'd be fun