Garbage Retrospective To Dubbed Digimon

0:00 dub Digimon is the undisputed greatest animated series of all time you may disagree with that but I said undisputed so you aren't allowed to how was Digimon created well we don't know exactly how the original Digimon series was created because there's no documentation but we do know how dub Digimon was made but I have to tell you this is a 100% true story so don't disrespect Digimon by looking it up it all started in 1998 Tokyo Japan when a couple of anime executives were going out let's me recreate the iconic moment don't worry I have a perfect Japanese accent hey Tony yes is me Tony

0:48 gaveling we're oh cool we're going out for some sucking Gabba gooey you coming I can't ain't got the cash sell one of the monomer rights to the country to the east of us is a three-letter word you have to remember United States at the time like they had landed on the moon but they were still years away from creating halo so it was still considered like a like a niche country it was just luck that he sold to them Tony called his American contact a respected man named Elijah four kids the third who had taken over a dyeing company in July sure you wanna buy one of these cartoons he did but could only afford one for the repo man was knocking yes miss Ling where oh I've heard a one

1:34 anime that could be interesting it's called samurai pizza cats tonegawa was happy to hear that samurai pizza cats was and is considered the Godfather of anime and he knew he could get a fat paycheck Alijah I would love to sell it to use but i'ma need $400 I I don't know if I can afford that I come on Tony put his hand on a barrel of tapes I love blowing this the popular series the die German the the die John moon is this a pokemon buff Elijah had to do it this was his last chance the four kids company dubbed samurai pizza

2:20 cats but it never took off in America critics loved it but the average yank audience could not relate to foreign samurais our Japanese pizza is Italian and cats are Egyptian four kids went broke his employees know former friends left him a company that had dubbed anime for five generations dead Elijah sat alone in the park with the last thing he owned the tape Digimon if I could only make you more American make you good I don't believe in myself

3:05 there was someone sitting next to Elijah in the park Elijah realized this was no normal man it was home video content creator Killian experienced listen Elijah don't believe in yourself believe in me believe in the kilian who believes in you Elijah four kids knew what he had to do he back to the office and worked all night and dubbed all of Digimon alone he saved the company and created a series I am now gonna spoil it starts with the climate's around the world having a fit and the main character going basically hundreds of millions of people and animals died but I was at summer camps it was all rights then it started to

3:52 snow in July we are introduced to the main characters ty doofus anime guy Sora she has a hat matte serious anime guy is a computer nerd but confident so is not relatable Mimmi popular anime guy Joe also a nerd but anxious so that makes him more relatable and tks is maths kid brother today's canoeing was canceled probably because camp staff were having panic attacks questioning if the world is ending looking at the global economy collapsing they see the aurora borealis that's cultural appropriation these things rain down it's the nineties smartphones barely exist yet so they think it's a book haha reversed boomer

4:40 do tsunami kills them the gang gets transferred to a digital world which today is a super overused trope in books movies animes garbage fires but back then it was just an overused trope target's woken up by I didn't write down any Digimon names this won't be a problem at all I shall guess hi ty I'm pink Ballman I am your slave is he shows up where are we and this is like I have a theory and then he calls all of it on his first guess this is to make it clear to the viewer that all the humans except AC will in general be useless which makes sense it's called Digimon not human months this is a pretty relaxing place no giant

5:29 monster bug with mandibles and fangs shows up to kill them there's no relaxing here in this world you the apex predator anymore there is a 98% chance you're gonna die within the hour unfortunately soon-to-be bagman shows them that some trees are just textures to save disk space they're United and introduces themselves to each other I said no relaxing the bog monster wants to first cut them into bits and then shoot them into smaller bits the Digimon gets ready to fight guys don't charge two giant bog monster clearly designed to Massacre you can't learn humans in the DigiWorld it's digi killer big digi killed then the digital I start to be low when rainbow beans rain down from

6:15 the sky turning the Digimon gay no they evolved together they can now do it no realistic series the bog man slaps them and let me decide some I'm just gonna kill you all so it does that depressing ending for a series nah that was the first episode episode 2 they didn't die so they fall down and land on fish to soften the fall as opposed to water what do we do now everyone says ty responds I saw the ocean let's go maybe we can find a boat in the untapped version he just says let's go to the ocean without a reason so good job random dubber who decided to add character motivation on the beach they find phone booths two children watching

7:02 the concept of phone booth is probably way more ridiculous than being transferred to a digital world and that's when they notice they're about to starve to death ty note says that Jo conveniently has a bag filled with food he also has a Digimon who can talk to fish they might be his friends but he will obey orders ah [ __ ] half hermit crab half dinosaur is attacking us that's a lot of meat let's kill it sadly they are too hungry to fights Ty's like yeah update Monster Hunter let's do this ah this is exactly like most rutter when a digidestined is in danger that's when a Digimon evolves and Dino mom becomes a bigger diamond with a helmet evolved for biking now look at these sizes in the digimon series size

7:48 have no consistency in the slightest which is awesome and more show should do that imagine iced tea being a giant in random shots the show then says to hell with gravity also now imagine if iced tea suddenly started to float I told you this was a perfect show dynamo involves back down will admit this hurts the series it would have been better if he permanently walked around with a giant dragon the next five episodes are all pretty much let me have some character development ah we're about to die hey someone not previously evolved evolved episode 3 there's a tram in the middle of nowhere who cares about that my parents are divorced ah this lake has a sea monster ah my

8:36 parents are divorced and lemming danger ice ice tiger episode 4 I love you unconditionally Sora a constant Birds then they see a flying gear that's probably not important but it penetrates a fire pokemon what is important there's a death search let's not go through there it's called the desert because all life is dead they go through the desert and reach a village hello village sir is the greatest account stand Birds the fire elemental is crazy I'll become a big burden kill it Wow [ __ ] stand Birds now episode 5 we are starving it's hot and our ears are working hey look a factory we can fix that last thing is he finds a

9:22 battery and decides to charge his computer zone millennium at your age your great-grandparents didn't use factories to charge laptops they used them to lose their arms it's a good way to lose weight then he enters the battery and the Cyprus code that gives X position he can decipher this code because he's adopted Hey a killer robots aah the robot is trying to kill us hey guys I've sold everything killer robots bogman transforms into nightmare creature mom there was a black gear in him I am actually a nice Digimon my chest contains missiles of friendship episodes it's I miss home this is really heartfelt I hope it doesn't get ruined by snails that throw poo in the original

10:10 Japanese version this was the only joke in the entire series Digimon was definitely a tax write-off when I go on a date hot stuff no I would never date you because I'm a snail monster no worse you are short a snail doesn't like that but teddy bear with laser eyes kills them it turns into a horror movie the bear turned the children into toys for toys now Mimi has to hunt she accounts for a charge from the in Salman then her plant becomes a No episode 7 we are starving and freezing hey fish Stockman Joe just evolved man let's get this Ark over with okay walrus man that's the end of Ark one the we are

10:58 trying not to die Ark a black gear is being watched by oh god I'm gonna have to censor this guy this be if mom he's the eternal battle with a dreamy mom but they are told to stop fighting by the first villain of the series but second villain after their stomachs the most evil Digimon six-pack ammonia he has the ability to corrupt people with fake supplements cans the gears the to attack the kids and look at this animation padding legends they escape and find the perfect hotel with food and everything mats like you guys realize this is obviously a trap right we know Matt but we're so tired of this

11:43 let's just die hahaha this isn't a real hotel it's my hotel making illusion spell that I never thought I would get to use even the beds no I assembled the beds myself got them sweets and anon pitting parts but the bed split in part was so demoralizing it gave me an idea I am splitting you up in parts yeah than the island too just to be sure you forgot to put me somewhere right if Mon cut his head off but the digi watch has Norton 98 and an awakened jiff Mon rescues him tie and sup on an iceberg and is attacked by a black gear polar bear he tries to throw dynamo but he can't because he is too heavy so he

12:29 kicks him and he flies this makes sense because programmers only programmed throwing physics perfect series now nice polar bear helps them build an ice bridge meanwhile Matt is in a cave and is getting sick for no particular reason because there's no proof that cold weather makes you sick ty finds him and they fight when one starts to cry that's like when the teacher shows up so you gotta stop but instead of a teacher they are attacked by a homeless mom this is like the seventh time a kid gets destroyed and they fall on the bear he has food sick medicine and if it's the enemy and shows how to reverse the island and the kids are the heroes meanwhile he crashes and finds a ruin hey let's go find our friends Buchman

13:17 they're useless you know it I know it the audience knows it and they wanna see me explore this ruined meanwhile Mimi gets into an attempted robbery by a poop Digimon that let's skip this she made it a ruin is he ah it's the hot one neat then he goes back to work realizes that this ruin is a massive labyrinth but he's being a bit too what his stick so Mimi starts to cry easy there was something look Backman making women cry it's what I do that was the final straw she runs into the labyrinth there's a center here time to die kid minotaurs live in mesas not centaurs no yes no yes fine you win

14:05 turns out this is a temple or the digit devices and they can shoot light beats still they need to turn this island around but no one is strong enough to change the gear so Mimi kicks it and it works because like I said kicking physics do not work meanwhile the only guy with a sea Digimon landed in the sea what luck hello sea fell asleep Oh sora captured him jo is just the luckiest dude this island has a church the current bad guy is demon and who better to fight him than Jesus mom instead they find extraordinary creepy people with masks hurry kids you wanna join our celebration no meanwhile Tiki

14:53 falls into a waterfall and then cries like brother like some the other faced freezing cold the tropical diseases human eaters TK ends up in a nursery and anyone who has been to a nursery knows that it's 600 times worse Digimon babies Tiki remembers being a baby I fell over on some blocks and then my brother told me that my clumsiness was the reason our parents were getting a divorce baby such Mon asks them to leave and then bread Mon decides no I'm gonna fight you in a nursery worse than the villain was wrong with you let's solve this with the former Olympic sport of talk of war bread wins and they make up unlike TK's parents it's time to

15:40 take on the first villain I wonder who will defeat him could it be the evolution that has been hinted in every episode Schiffman shows up to destroy TK harder than he himself has been destroyed by furry artists fortunately the other digidestined shows up just them supplements rained down into the lion he's unstoppable if he comes in to save the day tie our digit devices have tasers he failed ok children there's a prophecy that says humans will come to the island and destroy darkness we were hoping for like Navy SEALs instead of Japanese kids but whatever six Pokemon uses the gear on himself to become gigantic but like decisis makes no sense engagement so it's like

16:25 whatever man what were you overcompensating for they attack simultaneously and get destroyed only one left he just crushed him like nuts nasty producer balding into a hot guy what Angela mom was arrested by the FBI everyone give me your energy you can't just riff off dragon butt like that yes I can spirits fun that six-pack is gone you may have defeated me angel but the digidestined are not truly safe what do you mean they are not safe online wait or you you see this video is sponsored by know what VPN we are currently dying is this really the right

17:13 time it's always the right time to talk about internet security and know what VPN has military-grade encryption seriously and thousands of servers all over earth worst at if they click the link in the top of the description and use the code Kilian experience they get 70% of a three-year plan ok linking top the description you don't know VPN probably only works on earth a hologram appears ha um Jen I your Digimon King digivolve once more you know we gotta make more choice you need to gather these merchants I mean pendants and crests they are another continent come here be sure you don't bring any diseases

17:58 didn't work out last time I have sent your Maps you can leave the tutorial zone it's pretty far how will they travel the people they have helped so far come together and build a raft it means it gets destroyed by a robotic whale that eats them churches angels being inside sea creatures this is just a Bible ripoff wall stomach acid is slowly chewing on them they destroy gear and the blows them out of its blowhole and before you say that's not how blow holes work you don't know that you've never been inside a whale and a live whale now they are talking to a creature the size of a football stadium that has the most casual voice apparently in six Pokemon went through the trouble of hiding dependence on the water but was too lazy

18:45 to find a good spot so we picked the most convenient place a convenience store Tara now they need to gather the crests the gang ends up in a village and it's obviously a trap set up by the next big villain orange chimpanzee hardware engineer Elvis yes no size consistency after they save the village Elvis is like Bumgarner Hillary bombed this place and his stork net ability drains the demons power like Google Chrome they run into a cave and here's the first crest how incredibly fortunate what a happy ending their homes are ash running away from Elvis mum costs them to end up in desert number 400 ty is having a manic

19:32 episode and is trying to get his Dino to digivolve by overfeeding him then Joe gets a signal from a nearby Coliseum they enter and it's afoot pop that no wait American table it's her it's a field of some exotic sport and trap rabies Stein among and normal Chinamen fight rabies makes you stronger trust me on this one is this really happening did I Lika toad the floor of this exact goal was a crest had they gone into the other goal they would be dead ty tries to get rabies mom to kill him to force his slave to evolve instead to other determinable to save him and now it's three against one so like all the danger is gone and that's when he evolves but

20:17 something went wrong Skeletor Mon electrocutes the other one really kills him then destroys everything kicks everyone's ass and passes out you know like a drunk football hooligan dynamo I shouldn't afford she's digivolved you became a monster bollocks look at the food 1/8 no protein no protein can't digivolve muscles becomes a skeleton fact once again her main characters are dying in the desert the hologram man shows up again and says you're all terrible pet owners that that's all he says a desert cruise ship driven by snails lets them on and they get drunk off their minds there's a man here who's actually a chicken he never

21:03 uses the fact that he can looked like a human he shows up to them as a chicken the monkey has a dance number and then the cruise J system and as you expect it hits a cactus and get launched into space none of this really happened in it the digidestined are having a heat stroke still in the desert still dying ty is having massive confidence issues and know that mud up dead now pixie killed him and is smiling about it this pixie is the heart agent trainer trope so he forces the digidestined to break a plank tells tides go here and hallucinate then the the writers remembers someone's gotta get a crest this episode so they sent this to away

21:49 texture swap monetize ty hallucinating sees his young self and tells him not to give up a huge me with a yellow dinosaur what the actual that's when I realized as he's in a pretty weird situation and should just chill out and have his dinosaur body slam the other 110 I wrote em great moral our software engineer is about to show this hardware engineered the business then he gets a distress email the the worst way to send a distress message use a bottle they've walked into so many traps and they never work so they're pretty confident CK finds his car stand the room filled with cold and ECEs like patches I'm about to drop the fattest exposition dump with Holograms

22:35 and everything is the explains they are in a digital world he uses a lot per words but that's pretty much it then he uses fast travel because he can do that now and only now there's Elvis Mons desktop and inside his IT guy who sent the distress email they are about to free him but hold it what are you doing in my custom PC you pre-built buyers they fight Sora gets kidnapped and tie as an existential crisis in the middle of fighting Sora has been taken to the basement to be cloned they have to rescue her but how all right their enemies have some animals and they have artillery so they start a bombardment and they kill everyone

23:20 then monkey is so lose everything and heads back to the pyramid Sora the copy is finished I will now slowly give her the teaching devices I can't believe you destroyed my plants by running trap door that is Elvis Mons cable management if you end up in there it will be tangled for all eternity okay this is my own fault I give up so Elvis attacks the IT guy and they both fall into the cable management and this makes him super powerful I don't know why I rewatched it in three languages I'm just gonna roll with it it's all useless but Tai has been mentally unstable for five episodes now and he finally snaps and decides to charge this bravery brought

24:07 on by insanity finally causes his Teachman to evolve into late 90s CGI yeomen pressed missiles destroys him and I get sucked in did he die maybe find out on the next part of Digimon garbage retrospective where we encounter the real worst enemy when Elijah had finished dubbing the entire series he sent to Saban internationally we're gonna publish it a bit for me you hardcore Digimon arts wanted to comment Saban create the Digimon job not for kids this is you right now finished video before commenting but Saban told for kids it's too perfect it's the 90s

24:54 we need to ruin it with a digi wrap the worst enemy of dubbed Digimon and that is to kill an experienced longest video I've ever made but a very requested video and the sequel should be here sooner rather than later please press the bell and go on the subreddit