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0:03 What the hell is going on? Really? I'm so tired of this. Get off of him, Cody. Now he kicked me. And can you stop? Can you guys stop? Can you guys stop? Enough. [ __ ] I said enough. Go to your room and you go to your room right now. Go to your room right now.
0:48 When I was walking down the steps, he kicked me in the back of my head. Go to your room right now. Go to your room right now. No game, either one of you. No games. Yeah, I can't play games because they unlock this [ __ ] door. You ever lock this damn door? Come here, boy. You ever lock that damn door again and you will be grounded for a year. Understand me? Yes, sir. Those clothes better be sorted. They are. He just wanted me to help. I was done my best fully and then he only had this much left and then he made me do it. Like he always Well, now you guys
1:33 aren't playing games because you decided to fight about it. I never fight. He was the one that all I did was have the door shut. That's when you should have calmly just walked off and told No, you stop yelling at me right now and talk to me like a normal person. Talk like a normal person. It's okay to be upset, but just talk to me, right? So, I don't feel attacked. [Music] You should have just walked off and talked to me calmly and told me what was happening instead of yelling and complaining. You're not in this. Why are you even here? I'm here because I'm
2:19 going to tell you that um we can't play the Wii U anymore because the charger the you know the power thing. Yes. It's completely bent. I can't fix it. What? Yeah. Someone broke the charger. You're blaming me like you always do. I didn't even say you. I'm just looking at you. But did you do it? No, I don't even believe. No game. Sit down here and relax for a little bit. Why? Because I didn't do anything. All right. All I did was close the door. All I did was tell them to I I had them bring two baskets of clothes downstairs and told them to sort the clothes and then they could play their games and then I see
3:06 that look I like he he I was my clothes. You told me to come down here and then watch him down and then I went like this and then he opened it and then I started running and then he did pull me and then and then that and then we started fighting. Okay, go hang out in your room and calm down. So I can't play games. Not until I say this is stupid. Oh well, I want you to calm down first and then maybe you can play your games when I say Oh my god. Oh my god. Calm down. Look, you want to talk to God? Go in the room and pray. I'm not talking to God. Well, God's the best person to talk to. Go on in your room. If I do, it will come true. It always comes true. No. Go in your room now.
3:52 Now, Alex, go in your room or you will not have games back at all. Well, nothing. Goodbye. Goodbye. Dad, this is I'm going to count to three. If you're not in that room, you will not play games the rest of the day. One and don't even slam that door. Simple thing like sorting the clothes turns into this. What's the matter with the cord? Bent. What? It's bent. It's right here. Hold this for a second. Bad. Excuse
4:38 me. No, no, no. Leave that off cuz copyright. Yeah, Emma, it's fine. You just plug it in there. Okay, it'll be all right. It's fine. Now you can turn it on. Dad, come on. He's downstairs flipping out. What happened was when I went downstairs with him, he got mad. So, he threw one of those stuffed snowballs at me. Then he kicked me in my back really hard and I fell. Then he said, "Go cuz he didn't cuz he didn't." You look like you're making this up. I'm not. This is really exactly what happened. And then I went
5:24 downstairs in there in the laundry room and he took up and he picked up his basket. He was like, "See, empty. I'm done." And then I said, "Well, still you got to help like dad said." And then he just leaves and runs upstairs when as soon as I finish. And then he holds the door so I can't get out. And then I start banging on it. And then he lets go and starts running up the steps. And then I opened the door and and chased at him and then started beating it up. What did he do with the door? Say that again. He held the door shut so I couldn't get through it, open it, and I started banging on the door. Then he let go of the door and hurry up and trying to ran up the steps. And you grabbed him. Yeah, I grabbed him and started beating him up cuz Are you allowed to do that? Well, still he shouldn't. Are you allowed to do that?
6:10 No. And that's why you're not playing games right now. And that's why you're on this timeout. You don't put your hands on nobody. Understand me? H I you don't you come tell me. You come tell me. One of these days I'm just going to leave it alone and let you two just keep fighting. I'm tired of you all fighting all the time. I'm tired of it. You going to take a break. You're going to calm your ass down. Now if you get all hyper and start getting all loud and all that, you will not get games back today. You calm your ass down for a little bit and then I'll give you the games. Understand? And if this room is clean when I come back, you might get them back a lot sooner. You hear me? And I mean all this
6:58 picked up cuz cuz damn. Understand? You going to stay calm? Good. I want you to think about your behavior. It works. handled that like a boss. I'm Daddy05. Damn it. What? It works. I know it works. You know why? Because you're the Cuz I'm Daddy05. Damn it. Um, look who's at the table. What? There's someone at the table. Why are you up here? I told you to be in your room. Coming down. Get in your room now. Take a tree.
7:51 Why the hell are you crying like a damn [ __ ] La trying to get a drink. And to cry about cuz you're trying to get a drink. Well, I said I'm done. Alex, knock it off. You're whining like you like a woman on her period or something. Knock it off. Are you are you are you having issues finding a room now? You're going to stay in this room. I done gave you more chances than I should have. All right. Quiet what I'm talking. If you're going to act like that, I'm going to stop talking and you just won't have games the whole day. I'm listening
8:38 without the without the girly whining. Am I talking to Alex or a [ __ ] You're talking to Alex. Who the hell you All right. You're going to talk to me like that. Bye. No. No. We're good. No, we're good. We're good. No, I'll listen. No, you I'll come back in a little bit and we'll try it again. No, I'll come back in a little bit and we'll try it again. Goodbye. So, we'll try that again in a little bit. Why are you here? I was putting back my headphones. Don't you need headphones for the Wii U? The Wii U is charging. It's completely dead. Mhm. All
9:24 right. What you doing, doggy? What you do with doggy? Doggy. Doggy. So, you're not going to clean the room? You're just going to chill? Why aren't you cleaning the room? You can't play games if the room isn't clean. You know, the Xbox don't turn on if the room's not clean. Okay, calm down. Going to give him a Going to give him a little bit of space. Dad, what? Can I please play Station VR? No, I'm not hooking all that up right now. I won't. Okay. Why don't you play your
10:11 tablet or something? Ah, I hit my damn elbow. Emma, stop whining, please. You sound like you're whining when you talk. Where's my water? Oh, right here. Ah, all right. Now I'm all up in the camera. Love this [Music] cup. Oh man. All right. So I got to get a new tripod. So my dogs went outside and if I ignore them, they get all [ __ ]
11:07 [Music] What? What? What do you want? Oh, God. What do you want? What? What? God. What? What? What? What? Sick. Sick. Sit.
11:55 Talk. Sit. Talk to me. Sit. What do you want? You sit your happy ass down. What do you want? What do you want? You want to smack your face on the table? What do you want? Why are there socks under here? Them damn kids. Sit. I'm not Hey, I'm not going to do no. All right. Can I have a handshake? Sit. Sit. Can I Can I Hey, you're rolling over. Roll over. Roll over. No. Roll over. Lay down and roll over. Roll over. Yeah. The
12:41 girl. What do you want? What are you doing here, boy? Came from school. Why? I don't know. Why? Uh because I have to go to school and I have to come home. Why? You don't have to come home, right? Go back to school. It's like I ain't going back to school. You love it. No. What are you doing? I want to go. No. No. No. Not right now. Not today that today. No. Leave him alone. No. You're not hitting any damn body. You're not hitting any. Jake, shut up
13:27 with hitting somebody. I'm serious. Stop. Go do your chores. He gives his brother so much [Music] help. Trying to keep the peace today. Are you chill? This room's not clean. Now, how could you have handled that situation better? Got up and told you I can't hear you.
14:14 Got up and told you I can't hear you. got up and told you not. Just go with it. Stop. When you say stop. Okay. Clean this room and then you can play your games. But you cannot play the games if this room is not clean. Understand? Yes sir. Room needs to be spotless. Melee. Where's the other one? I'm doing it. What are you doing? I'm cleaning them around. Just put this in. You putting them all in the fridge. Wait a minute.
15:01 They're all Did Look at them eggs. Did they come out of there? Yeah. That's cool. Oh, did you that did we buy that separate or it came with that? Came with this. That's cool. This can come off. Awesome, bud. Have fun. What? Cleaning your room. I mean, clean the
15:49 bathroom. Yes. Can clean the room? Yes. And it's going to be great. Fantastic. Doesn't Jake look so cute with his hair cut like that? All pretty. Oh, he ply. He's a pretty little man. Turn that off. Turn the sound off. Hey, what's this? Dang. Dang. Dang. That's dumb. Anyway, do your chores. Do your chores. I'm dealing with him. So, how could you have handled that
16:36 situation better? told to talk to you and tell him what he did in a normal voice. Mhm. So, you're going to be good this time. Mhm. Sure. Look what I made. I made a gravity a portal gun. A what? I made a portal gun. When you go like this, this means you want to portal down. And when you go like that, it means you want to portal up. A portal gun. Uh-huh. So you got a portal out and a portal in. Mhm. This is a portal down. Oh, it's like a So pretty much now if I shoot it, I can put a portal on the floor and if I if it's like this, I could put a portal on the roof. Why can't you just put a portal anywhere?
17:22 You can't. Why can't it just shoot two portals and that's it? Because dad overthinks things. Yep. Yes, he does. All right. Behave yourself. Play your game. Thank you, Dad. You're welcome. Don't behave all bad like that anymore. Ever again, ever in your life. Look what Look what Jake did to your face. Look, everybody, look what Jake did. What? No. Be quiet. Kids can't fly, Jake. Kids cannot fly. What happened to your face? Jacob was throwing me around trying to lock me upstairs. How'd he get that? How How'd that get on your face? him trying to lock you downstairs. No, up. He was trying to lock me upstairs. He kept he was picking me up trying to throw me up the stairs.
18:07 Oh, don't even play that card because he was Look what you did to his face. He was flipping out when I was trying to grab him and he You shouldn't have never flipped out and slammed your own head into the door. No, I didn't. I didn't slam nothing into nothing. So, yeah, right. Why didn't you just go upstairs, go in your room, and turn on the light? I mean, really, you're scared of the dark? You're 9 years old and scared of the dark? They actually All right, quiet for a minute. They actually made a video of this, but Ryan was the cameraman. So, yeah, those Team DO5 fans that know all about Ryan's cameraman skills, the camera was like this the whole time. So,
18:52 get the hell out of here with that and do your chores. So, All that footage looks like G. She's like, "Hey, look at Penny." She's photo boobing. So, all that all that footage of what happened looks like garbage. But Penny, you know what? I'm going to go through it and I'm going to try to find that part where Cody hurt his face and I'm going to put it in there anyway right now. Here it is. Ryan, come in. I want you guys. Please help me. [Music]
19:45 Hey, hey, hey. [Music] I want daddy. He's in his daddy. And so that's what happened. So now you all know what happened to Cody's face. This jerk always messing with his brothers, driving everyone insane. Yeah. So, you know what? That's going to be the video for today, everybody. Got a busy day. Got more things we got to take care of, more things we got to do today. And look at that. A peaceful day in the house. Peaceful day. Everything went pretty
20:32 good today. So, I'm going to leave it as that. I want to have a peaceful video for once. So, this is going to be I'm going to end it right now. So, we have a peaceful video for once. Thank you everybody for watching. I hope you all enjoyed this peaceful day, this peaceful, nice, relaxing vlog. Thank you everybody for watching. I hope you all enjoyed this video. If you like this video and want to see more videos, like this video, leave a comment down below and let me know. And don't forget to check out Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and all that stuff. Follow me on all that stuff to get all the update news and all that other such and so on and whatnot. And thank you all so much for watching
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