0:00 This video is not intended for children. It includes mature themes and lessons. Thank you for watching the channel. You guys know those couples that have like no business being together? Arguing constantly, one wishes the other one would get hit by a car on a Monday, and then they're making out on a Tuesday. And I'm the one for pointing out that it makes absolutely no [ __ ] sense. And I get that I may sound biased when I say this next part, but I personally think the friends suffer worse in those situations. You mean I got to watch this woman to give you the worst black eye I've ever seen in my life because she was having a bad day, and then the next day when you guys get back together, I'm supposed to respect her? I I I don't I don't [ __ ] think so, dude. And [ __ ] like that was the entirety of my four years in high school, dude. Come on. So, naturally, when my friend starts going out on dates, it worries me a bit. Especially cuz she started going on them like maybe [music] three nights a week
0:45 and kept running into like absolute douchebags. So, night by night, I watch her go on a date and it fails miserably. And it was actually a very miserable process to watch. She wasn't used to the dating [music] scene. People wanting things way too soon, coming on too strong. It was just a lot more energy and attention than she actually wanted from the situation. On the worst night of it, I assume that she was done. I hate to say it, but I was actually somewhat happy that the dates weren't going that well. I mean, we had just gotten the dynamics of the apartment almost perfect. And I would hate to have to choke one of her dates out because they bring some weird [ __ ] back to the house. Until one day we're sitting on the couch and she casually says, >> I just started dating this guy. He's so sweet. You guys would get along so well. >> And anytime somebody has ever said that to me, they're completely wrong. I never end up liking the person. But, if anybody's important to her, then they're
1:31 automatically important to me. Except for her parents. Them cuz But, I'm like, "Yeah, sure. We can have him over. I'd love to meet him." So, we invite him over. Me and KK decide to whip up a dinner for him in the kitchen. He comes over and I can already tell that I I was not not going to like this guy. There was just something off about him. The smile seemed fake. His eyes were lifeless as if he was putting on a character instead of being himself. Second [snorts] thing I noticed is that the guy talks like way too [ __ ] much. He gives nobody any room to speak. So, you couldn't ask questions or address any of his stances. He had the habit of making some pretty unreliable claims, but then whenever you followed up to ask a question about said claim, he would just distract [music] by making another [ __ ] big claim. >> Dude, one day I ate an entire bottle of
2:18 Benadryl. I used to voice act in a lot of popular anime shows. No, I used to date this girl and then she went on to become a famous movie star. >> And it was pretty obvious to me that the guy was lying about everything he said to me because anytime I focused or thought about anything that he said for more than 3 seconds, I'd realize that it made no sense. No, Alan. YOU DID NOT TAKE an entire bottle of Benadryl because you would be dead or be suffering from extreme organ failure right now. And I didn't know whether she caught on to the fact that he was bullshitting or not, but you know what? Far be it from me to try and ruin somebody's relationship, so if she doesn't notice, I'm not going to tell her. She had this tendency to ask me to join them on their dates. So, I had a small inkling that she maybe didn't trust him and that's why she always wanted me around and that's why he [ __ ] hated me. Which of course would explain why he made certain questionable
3:06 choices when I was around. And don't get me wrong, I feel like love is definitely a thing that we've all experienced at some point in our lives, but I also think that there's a limit on how much of it you should express in front of other people, all right? Right, there's a limit. He had this very weird habit of touching [music] and feeling up her leg whenever I was around them. We had choice. And I get it, that's usually how a guy acts when he thinks that you're trying to take his girlfriend from him, but he'd do it so much that it made it every interaction with him extremely uncomfortable and even Akimmi had to put him on blast a few times for it. Which was something I always really enjoyed watching. He always felt like there was competition between us even though I felt like we weren't even playing the same game. Like, you're just extremely insecure at that point. You don't need to beef with me just because you like a girl that's in close proximity to me, bro. Neither
3:52 one of us is obese. We have no reason to be so insecure. And she would still invite me on like almost all her dates, but anytime I went somewhere with them, he would just be making disgusting remarks and gestures the entire [ __ ] time whenever she wasn't looking. How do you expect me to hang around somebody that only sees you as an object? So, I didn't. I just gradually started saying no to more and more of the dates that they had that she would invite me on. And she'd periodically ask me if I actually even like the guy still, and I'd be like, "Oh, yeah, I definitely still like the guy." I didn't like the guy, but if and when she did eventually break up with him because I knew that they would, I wanted absolutely [music] no part in why she made the decision. Because people argue, they break up, they get back together, and they blame you. That's how it works, bro. So, I
4:37 figured the best thing for me to do in this situation is [music] to just keep staying in my room and working as hard as I possibly can because if I keep being forced into [music] situations where I have to hang out with this guy, something very bad is going to happen. Because it was just obviously clear that we didn't like each other, and Kimmy trying to force us to be in situations so that [music] we could like each other was not working. So, she said something about it. Because ultimately, going a whole month without hearing from your friend feels like an eternity. [music] While an eternity is not the end of the world, though. I actually prefer having my own space. But the contract of having someone that cares about you dictates that you can't be by yourself forever. Yep, I heard you. I'm coming. Come on, honey. Hey, um it's been a while. Can we Can we talk? Oh, yeah, sure. Come on in. I was just I was just watching The Office. I
5:23 was pretty certain the reason she came to my room was to try and ask me why I didn't like her boyfriend or ask me if there was anything she could do to mediate the situation, but surprisingly, >> So, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I know it's sudden, but I decided to break up with Alan. >> [laughter] >> He and I just don't click the way I thought we [music] did. Not to mention, he makes me uncomfortable. >> Wait, hold on. What does he do to make you uncomfortable? Now, keep in mind I knew the guy was a weirdo, but oh boy was I painfully unaware of how weird he could be. >> What he said to me yesterday was unforgivable. [music] >> What did he say yesterday? >> He said that if he and I ever did it, he wants to make sure you're in the house so you can hear us. >> What the [ __ ] Oh my god! Even just like
6:10 saying something like that is Dude, if you're that insecure about your girlfriend [music] you need help. And it's not even that his brain going that low is something that surprises [music] me. What surprised me is that he thought he could say it to her of all people. So, I tell her, "Yeah, there's seriously something wrong with that dude." >> I know he was so weird. I know that's why you didn't want to hang out with us after a while, and thank you for trusting me enough to figure it out on my own. >> One, I was glad to have my friend back. And two, I was so glad that she understood that that brief period in which we would barely talk to each other didn't really have much to do with her. >> You have any beer in your mini fridge? >> And of course, I always do. So, we get to throwing back the bruskis, bro. Still talking about our past shitty relationships. >> There's no way he did that. Dude, your exes are insane.
6:56 >> Maybe I'm the crazy one. It takes crazy to make crazy, so maybe I'm the problem. >> Oh, shut up, dork. You're not a hard person to please. You like to be fed, respected, and a little bit of damn loyalty. The women you date act like it's hard. I probably would have that whole girlfriend [ __ ] down to a science for you. >> Being your boyfriend would probably be the easiest thing in the world to do. >> Exactly. >> [music] [music] >> [ __ ] >> If you misinterpreted things,
7:42 it's probably my fault. >> Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
