0:00 This is the Unstable SMP, the world's largest Minecraft server. Over the years, many have tried to rule this world. But out of the hundreds of thousands of players online every day, only three have succeeded. Sapparata, the king of the overworld. Clownpierce, the king of the Nether. and I, King of the End. Each of us rules our dimensions separately, but in the history of the Unstable SMP, no player has ever ruled all three dimensions. And I plan to be the first that unites
0:48 them all. I started my conquest by using the N's technology to teleport my army to the first target in the overworld, the Farlands. A place known for its plentiful riches. And we spent days searching and looting every last resource until we were ready for war. This is it. Behind those walls, it's the last of what we'll need. And after that, why don't we pay Saps and Clown a little visit? As expected, the players defending the kingdom were well geared. They had rail cannons, volleys of arrows, and enough players to slow us down. But my army was
1:36 bigger. Null. Null. Begin the charge. I need every last null to push the wall. Clear out from under. This battle is over. With the wall breached, my opponents were quickly overwhelmed until their strongest warrior was banned. It was a brutal battle, but the Farlands were finally mine. >> Spoke. You aren't just fighting Wimu. You aren't just fighting me. You started a whole war against the entire server. >> Is that so? >> But if Wimu can't kill you, then I will.
2:28 >> Emma, this story will end when I rule all of Unstable. What is up everybody? What is up? We did it. All of the null are here. We got the decorations up. Oh, everybody is ready, guys. The feast will begin shortly. Where's the commander? I need to tell him the the new the good news. The new news. Commander. >> What's up? >> We did it. >> The Farlands war is over. And you guys did a you guys did a great job with this place. But yeah, Wimu, we don't have to worry about him anymore. He's uh he's
3:15 actually trapped himself in the underworld. So, listen, I I sent uh I sent some null soldiers into the Nether. Make sure to block off any way for him to get back to the surface. So, that Woo problem done, dealt with. And not only have we conquered the Farlands, but I got myself two maces. Look at this. Too good. I don't know how to use these things but look at that. That should be them. Hello spoke clown pierce. I
4:00 >> I'd say it's good to see you, but never bore a very good liar. >> What? How? How did you find this place? What? What? What? Why are you even here? >> Well, your men aren't very hard to track. After I received word that you've been using my dimension to travel around dimension, clown, listen, I don't know if you're aware of who we are, but your dimension is the way we travel. That's uh that's just a common thing. So, if you're here to negotiate, then I mean, commander, we can bring whatever we need. >> I'm afraid this is not an issue that you can trade your way out of. >> Clown, whatever whatever reason you have
4:46 to be here, if it's not to negotiate, if it's nothing actually of importance, then I suggest you turn around and walk back through that portal. You're interrupting a celebration of a war we just won. >> Yes. Very impressive. Very impressive. Well, if you want negotiations, how about this? You stop using my dimension for travel and that's the end of it. Man, he doesn't know, doesn't he? As the emperor of the end, I'm going to give you one last chance to turn back, clown,
5:34 and maybe we can end this off on neutral terms. An impressive weapon, sadly found itself in rather unimpressive hands. If this is your answer, then uh I take a moment to say goodbye. What is he talking about? >> I don't know. Commander, check the outside. Gather the null scouts. We can continue the port once we figure out what he's up to. >> Everyone get out of your seats. Everyone, keep a close eye. Maybe on the exit. I don't want to just appear for no reason. There has to be something else. Look around. Look around. Is there anything out out of the ordinary?
6:21 Anything. Guys, keep looking. Keep looking. No. NO. WHERE YOUR ATTACK? CLOWN'S HERE. CLOWN'S army is here. Oh no. Gather around. Gather around here. Here. Gather to the tables. Go. Get your potions ready. Get your armor, weapons, everything ready. No, we're not ready for a battle. We're not ready for a battle. Everyone head to the exit. We can regroup outside. No. No, they have us surrounded. They have us surrounded. No, they have us fully surrounded. Stay in your ground. Stay in your ground. No. Listen, listen, listen, listen. We might be We're sandwiched from all sides. They're attacking from all sides. No. Try to fight back. Try to
7:07 fight back with whatever you got. Do not let spoke leave alive. There he is. He's right there. >> Is he bombing the city? >> Oh, >> do not let him escape. >> Watch out. NO. WATCH OUT. NO. They're You know what? No, that's it. Head to the center. Head retreat to the end portal. >> Don't let them retreat. >> We have to go. We have to go to the center. To the center, everyone go. Go. Go.
7:56 No. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get in. Get in. Oh, the null. To the center. To the center. Escape. >> Inside. Inside. Inside. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. No. We have to head down. We have to head down. There we go. There we go. There's water. Yeah. Keep the water down. Keep the water down. Everyone, let's head to the center portal. Let's go. Just head inside. Head inside. Head inside. There we go. There we go. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Come on. Come on. We need all the null through. All the null through through the portal. Don't worry. I see. Make sure all of you guys get through safely. Come on. Get through. Get through. Get through.
8:42 Come on. I don't need saving. I don't need saving. Please get through the portal. Everyone through the portal. Everyone through the portal. I need everyone through. Go, go, go, go. Yes. Quickly. Quickly. Amazing. Don't worry about me. Yeah. Come on. Come on. There we go. It should be all of them. What makes you think the Nether Kingdom has any right to invade a base of the
9:28 End Empire? The Null Empire. >> Any right. We just showed we could spoke. This isn't the last time you're going to deal with this. You should have known better than the mess of clown. I guess we'll see. No, guys. Are we good? Okay, we've ended up in the end prison. That's okay. We can just we can bypass the people. But are you guys all right? Oh, you got you're missing armor. We're missing helmets. All right, we got to get regeared. Where's the commander? Thank you. All right, everyone. Everyone, head to the armory. Get some new armor. Repair
10:13 your weapons. Find everyone else. I I can't believe that just happened. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. We just finished one war. We can't just walk right into another. Commander. Commander. Commander. >> What even happened? >> We got attacked. We got ambushed. I should I should I should have saw this coming. I knew I knew they were going to cause problems. I just didn't know how much of a pro how much of a problem he was going to be. I didn't realize that our Nether portal tech was going to be stolen. Commander, take Let's get further in prison. The rest of you head to the armory immediately.
11:00 I guess I didn't expect for our Nether portal technologies to be stolen. The same technology that we used to win the Farlands war and now it's being used against us. >> What do we do, spoke? What does this mean for the null? >> How do we fight back from this? I mean, our strongest weapon without the Nether portals is the wither cannon, but >> commander, you need to get this elevator fixed down here. >> My bad. My bad. >> Get a doll on this immediately. Listen, Commander, without the Nether portals, our best weapon is the wither cannon. But if we're trying to go to war
11:46 against the Nether Kingdom, it's pointless. The wither cannon doesn't work in the Nether. We have no weapons to fight this. And Clown has successfully taken our capital base. It's all his now. It's your You're pacing. I sure we can we can do that. >> I'm checking my thoughts. I'm trying to figure out how to win this war. It's not just a war that we have to worry about. This is an arms race. Commander Clown has shown that he can successfully he can almost perfectly coordinate Netherportal ambushes and additionally use it to bomb bases. It's a they've
12:32 already mastered its utility. You have to understand this, Commander. The Null Empire is now in an arms race against the Nether Kingdom. >> Spoke. If that's the case, we still have this. >> The book I stole from the underworld, >> all of those weapons, we still have them. You're right. But I mean, even with that, Commander, I'd like to think we have the advantage here, that we have the lead. But despite our accomplishments, despite taking over an entire dimension, Clown has done the same. I believe he already has a head start in this race. I
13:17 have an idea. Meet me at the end portal and bring me invisibility and bring me other supplies you deem necessary to take back our base. >> I'll meet you there. Much better. Okay, everyone's all regeared. Perfect. Commander, do you have the uh the shulker? >> I have everything you should need. >> Perfect. Okay. Do you have invisibility? Of >> course. Of course. Of course.
14:02 That should be all you need. >> Much better. >> There's a major problem going through this portal. You're just going to spawn in this in the same base Cloud has taken from us, >> right? All of the null. Did all of the nulls set their spawn points at the bed? >> They did in the house. >> Yeah. >> Right. Yeah. And I can guarantee that clown's army is definitely smart enough to trap it. That's Look, Commander, this can be surprising, but I think that's all right. The reason why I had you bring me invisibility is because I actually have my spawn point set and a secret bed within the walls. I should be able to walk through this portal, and as long as I have invisibility on, they shouldn't catch
14:50 me. Then I can find the bed all of Null had set their spawn points at and break it. bringing you guys back to spawn and you can just kill Cinderest. I guess it seems like a much easier battle than Clown. >> Don't break the bed. Don't do it. >> What else? What do you want me to do? Sleep in it? >> Look, there's a reason I gave you some pistons. That bed is special. We've been doing some experiments and we've made a bed that you can move with pistons. >> Why? Why? That is weird, dog. It's not just going to break, though. If I Oh, >> I can make a flying machine and push it out of the out of the place.
15:35 >> You understand? All you need to do is get to our bed, distract the guards, and push our bed over to the zip. And once it's ready, just pull that fishing rod, and we'll know to come through. >> Oh, I was really hoping that this was like a like an orbital cannon, but okay. I guess >> you know we're we're getting there. Slow baby steps. Baby steps. >> Right. Right. Right. All right, commander. I think I get it. I think I got the plan. But I need to make sure all of Null is ready for combat when I pull this rod. >> Of course. >> Okay. I shall see you guys on the other side. >> Goodbye.
16:26 I'm muted. I don't see any name tags actually around me. My bed is still here. Let's clear out some space. Should be good to do that. Now I can take off my armor. Let's keep that totem close. I don't want the null to get any ideas. Yeah, there's people. There is people. Run my right by. There we go. Of course, the clown soldiers are going through all my chests, dude.
17:11 Unfortunately, they're all distracted looting up. I can probably get up here. Oh, look. I got mining fatigue now. That is not good. Yeah, look. Their portals came in here, started bombing, and then you got the Wait a minute. This might be my chance. Luckily, it looks like my particles are blending in with Oh, no. Okay, not the invis ones, but it looks like my particles are slightly blending in with his because of the mining fatigue.
17:59 All right, we'll get the null. Go out. This is a lot is on the line here. Here go. That was not an exit. Okay, that's fine. It's perfectly fine. We'll go out this way. Oh my city. No. So much is destroyed. It's just desolate now. There's still soldiers all around. They're all guarding this. I don't know if I got spotted there. I think I'm just going to have to run for it. I want to make sure I get cover before I go out. Right. Right. Perfect timing. And I can't mine. Amazing.
18:51 I don't think anyone saw that. I should be chilling. I got to keep an eye on that. If I lose my invisibility at the wrong time, it's over. All right. While this player has his back turn, I'm going to make a run for it. Get within the rest of the houses. There we go. I still There's still no signs of the of the bed. This is honestly a a very sad sight. This entire place is destroyed. Well, he said to head to the opposite side of the entrance there. There should be a house in the corner that has the bed inside. Can't go through the center. That's probably the worst spot to go through. Let's go up this way. on top of these
19:36 roofs. Surely that means close to something, right? There's more players over this way. Okay. How about this? Nice. Okay. Wait. Yeah, there's a lot more name tags over here. That has to be it. It's the only house with all of the clown soldiers are guarding this one house, but has to be inside of it. Let me get a better better look from one of the roofs. Fortunately, I have some breeze rods. I can turn that into some wind charges and then when no one's looking,
20:21 there we go. Boost myself up. Okay, cuz surely it h it has to be inside of here. Maybe I can make some sort of distraction cuz I have to be able to get inside and, you know, get inside. Well, I do have a very loud and annoying crossbow. Maybe this is kind of risky. I put on all of my armor. I pull out this crossbow and I start just shooting and distract them. Maybe they run over a cro It happened again. It really did happen. Just happened again. Yeah, I mean I'm going to have to distract him somehow. Maybe we take a little little page from Weboo's book.
21:08 All right, let's try this. Crossbow and off hand. I'm ready to spam it. I'll land down there and try to run around the corner. All right, ready. That's right. I think I'm sending most of the soldiers away. Let's drop down. We're inside the roof now. There's still one more player.
22:01 right above them. Oh, there's two options. One of them is a lot more fun, but might be a little risky now that they're all back. Okay, here's what I'm thinking. This is the last resort option. I'm gonna have to drop I think I'm gonna have to drop my good friend Raphael. All right, buddy. Come on. Get off the roof. The immortal salmon strikes again. This might be the one of the greatest plots I've ever had. There's the bed. It's right below me now. Okay, what I'm thinking is I'm
22:46 going to have to get my inventory ready. The redstone torches might have been nice, but this is what we're going to have to work with. See if they gave me enough resources. Still going to have to or I'm still I'm going to have to make some more space in my inventory. Yeah, we only need two. Nice, dude. Couple more stuff. Okay, there they are. Let's mine a mine a hole. See if this even works. Commander, if this doesn't work, I don't even know what to say. That's crazy.
23:33 Get to moving then. Bravo.
24:20 Okay, I feel like I got to get it get it up and over the wall now. Only have 5 minutes. Going to have to do that. Oh, yeah. I'm a That That's pretty normal. Okay. All right. Now, I think the only way I'm going to be able to get this out of here is by making a a flying machine. So, let's get to it. Okay. Boom. Okay. I'm going to keep a block here for
25:07 me then. Grab some more breeze rods so I can get back up. This should work. All right, here we go. There we go. Nice, dude. Genuinely nice. All right. And then I'm going to All right. Now I just need to make a a
25:55 flying machine to go the other way. That way all should be perfectly safe. Let's get this going. All right. Is that Is that moving? I'm out of invisibility, so might as well put on my armor. The bed should be safe. I I don't even know how or why it moves. We'll ask the commander, I guess, when I next see him. For now, though, I uh got a salmon to save. That didn't work. See you guys.
26:47 Like I was never ever here. Perfect. All right, we saved we saved the null. Amazing. It's up up there in that beautiful beautiful flying machine. I'm thinking I I follow it from down here and maybe I just try to find like the perfect spot. Wait, is the bed even up there? All right. Yeah, there it is. When you're too far away, you can't even tell that there's a bed up there. Like here, just check this out. See, look at that. beds in Minecraft uh like to go invisible when far away. So, honestly, that should be good. No one will it won't draw any attention. But, all right. I guess now I I look for a
27:34 new spot to set up camp. Yep. Still is moving. This far out in the server is actually kind of peaceful, surprisingly. You'd be surprised how much land is actually untouched once you go like 50,000 blocks away. It's okay. I don't know. I'm thinking more of like a maybe like a jungle area. Oh no. Well, I don't know why I'm saying oh no. It's like bandits. Where's the bed? Okay. I don't think they've seen it. Do I just face them myself? Guess so. Oh, hello. I reach. I I see a rich. You
28:22 drop us your netherite. Everything you have >> bandits, right? Seven >> of us. >> I miss you. I miss seeing you guys. I miss having the the good old experience of the overworld. Classic. Classic. Oh, what do you guys want? Good old bandits. >> You Yes. Yes. >> Oh, you're rich netherite. Enchant netherite. >> Enchanted netherite weapons. Oh, of course. The whole the whole load. >> I can actually get you guys a whole lot more than just one set of Netherite. How does that sound? That sound amazing. Perfect. >> Yes. >> All right, let's get to it then.
29:09 Probably should have warned them of the fall. All right. Well, let's get to business. All right. Now, I'll let you have the rest of them. >> What is this magic? >> You want a netherite, right? You want a netherite. All right. Yeah. Now, just take care of them. There's bandits. Nice. Nice. Nice. Perfect. And there goes their leader. All right. Well done, everyone. That was quick. That was easy. Where's the rest of everyone? Oh my god, the bed is still going. All right, guys. Great work. Great. Great work. Get everyone else down here. All right. No more knowledge should go through go through the portal until we stop the bed. Can we make a safe landing
29:54 uh safe landing stone stone below? I got an idea. It's going to be a little little annoying. Enough blocks on me. I should be able to stop it from here. Dang, already ran out. Hey, look at that. And just like that. All right. Uh, let's get some water down for them, shall we?
30:47 without a village. Obviously, all the villagers are dead. Honestly, this is a pretty good sign that we're far enough away. It's probably a good spot to make a base. What do you guys think? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Someone bring me the commander. All right, commander. We might be too far away to reach any of our wither cannons, but that's not how we're going to take back our base. I mean, besides, we're not trying to we're not trying to blow it up. What we need is a new weapon. One that doesn't blow up stuff. One that we can use for precise attacks, but we need a safe, secure area to build it. We're still near spawn and I'm not
31:35 trying to go hundreds of thousands of blocks away from our base. I want to make sure we're still in range. So, this uh I need you guys to make me a perimeter. A new one. >> So, doesn't look like much of a base right now, but we can try our best. >> Yeah. See what See what you guys can do. >> You still have a beacon, right? That might help us out. I actually Wait a minute. I do. I do. I still have it from the Farlands. Okay, here. Take this. >> Thank you. All right, we will use that. And >> yeah, a little a little haste beacon. You know, we can probably get like a, you know, maybe like a full chunk even an 8 by8 like, you know, nothing nothing
32:22 too crazy. >> All right. No, you heard him. Great work, guys. Great work. Wow, this is insane. I I don't know what to say.
33:07 >> No, lots of space to start trying some new machines. Follow me. >> Hopefully enough space to win an arms race. >> I would hope so. I'd hope so, too. I mean, this is spend all this resources making a pretty floor but I'm more interested in these machines. So, what do we got over here? So, so we've been prototyping, combining our Pearl orbital technology and the technology we destroyed in the Farlands. >> And all found a way to replicate it. >> We just combined it. >> Whoa. So, what entirely does it do then?
33:54 What is a pearl? I'm assuming it's some has something to do with the orbital strike cannon. I call this the orbital automatic pearl launching contraption. >> All right. Yeah. So, the the Pearl machine, it um >> No. >> What is it doing? >> Orbital automatic pearl launching contraption. That is the name. Commander, I amum, look, it's a start. I'm I guess I'm more curious in seeing what it actually does. >> Well, I prepared the first round of prototypes for you. Only pull these if you're in a sticky situation. They were not easy to make, but
34:42 perfect. So each one of these rods when I pull it, it will call down an army in front of me. Is that so? >> It will. And this is just the first machine. We need to make more. If we're going to win an arms race, we need to fill this whole perimeter with machines like this. And the only way we can do that is by finding more resources. We're almost outspoke. Then find more. We still clown hasn't fully pushed us out of the overworld yet. We still have the colonies, the cities, the civilizations of the overworld to barter with. Or if they
35:29 refuse, we take their items by force. It's dire times, commander. I we can't we can't be patient with these players. We need to obtain the resources and do it fast. I need you to send out a squad around this area. Find every possible colony for us to trade with. And only then we'll finally have what it takes to win this race and take back our base. Come on. All right, guys. Move out of the way. Guys, move out of the way. He's almost there. He's almost to the end. Come on. We're so close. There's going to be this about to be a new record. Come on. Come on. Come on. You're so
36:16 close. Yes. Yay. You did it. You did it. You did it. All right. Now, let's see how far I can climb. Back up. Back up. Everyone. Everyone. Ready? Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. Disaster is struck. All right. Come on. Okay. I give up on the wall climbing. All right. To the other side. GO. GO. GO GO. >> What are we doing here? >> Oh, I see you're boosting the team morale. >> So, you uh get any saves or have you just been doing nothing this whole time? >> Uh, I did find >> Oh, you found some civilizations.
37:01 >> Oh, >> seven. >> Seven. Wow. >> How many fish did you find? One, >> I I don't have more. I only have one fish. I only have one. I only have one. I only have one. Nod. Anyways, Commander, you said you found seven civilizations. Yep. Seven cives. Four of them have nothing. Nothing valuable but players. But, you know, we grabbed them. They're on their way here. >> I think I have everything I need. If anything goes wrong out there, I know what to do. I would be cautious, spoke. We really don't know how much of a lead the Nether Kingdom has on us. >> Are you suggesting that these civilizations are allied with him?
37:49 >> Maybe, but I've had a bad feeling since we've returned. It's no secret that the overworld has changed, and it's no coincidence that there is now a power that competes with us. So, all I ask of you is to choose our battles wisely. All right, guys. Yeah, I mean, I I only brought I only needed two of you guys. Plan is simple. We go inside, get some resources with our Shulker Shell Monopoly, and then we head out. And if anything goes wrong, I pull this little John. I have I actually have four of them. So, we could actually have four inc incidents incidences
38:36 before something goes wrong. No signs of players yet. If we get ambushed by clown out here, I mean, we we know what to do. It's the first sign. Wow. Hey, everyone. What are we fishing today? We're getting some good loot. Oh, look at that. They all got turtle helmets. used to have one of those. Oh, wow. Look at that. Where is the leader? Do we all just run around with turtle helmets and fishing rod people? Yo, chill. Don't do that. I don't think you want me to use mine. All right. Hey, is this the turtle king
39:22 or what? >> Oh, yeah. >> What? >> You like my civ? It's nice and turtly around here. W turtles. Oh, let's go. We got like a mirror below. Wait, is it? >> It's >> Oh my god, it is a mirror. Look at that. This is impressive technology. Good work, turtle. Turtle people. >> You know, you could just call me Sheldon. >> I will happily call you Sheldon. >> Sheldon. >> Yes. >> On behalf of the End Empire, I am >> I am here to negotiate and trade. Okay, but wait, have you heard there's 350 species of turtles? >> Did you know that UKDWP CQOS? >> That's a very long username. That's very
40:09 hard. You know, Sheldon is much easier. >> Well, I think UKD WDPQos should be very proud of your name, right buddy? >> Yeah, easy. >> I I guess. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I like my Sheldon, but sure. >> All right. We come here for one item. I understand you guys are the number one producer of Turtle Master, a potion that can make me and my other friends >> um immortal. Immortal. Is that so? For 45 seconds. >> I wouldn't I wouldn't say immortal. You know, turtles aren't immortal. They only live for like up to 120 years. >> 120 years is quite a long time. >> It is. They'll outlive you and I. >> Nah, it's like 500 shorter than me. But >> anyways, >> okay. Awesome. I um look, the end empire
40:56 is we're we're a big manufacturer for end shulker shells, but we we don't just give we just we don't just go around giving it out for free. It's a very rare commodity. So I >> and I will admit that's true. >> I'm so glad we're on the same page. You up 4P 5Q B U GXR zero JB. Don't you agree that these people are so kind? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So, I'm willing to give you two shulker shells for a turtle master. >> Um I don't know. I think I mean you offer a good deal. I will admit, you know, turtles always do return back home, but I don't think I'm okay with that. >> Okay. Let's make that Let's make that
41:41 four shells. Four shells for a turtle turtle master. All right. Here we go. Drop it behind me. You drop it. You drop yours right there. >> Yeah. So, about that. I can't really do that. I'm sorry. You know, turtles are really antisocial creatures. They only interact whenever they're >> I'll give you a stack of sher shells. I'll give you a sh I'll give you a stack of shulker shells. You've convinced me. All right. I am feeling generous today. >> That's That's an awesome deal. I will admit, but I I I Yeah. A stack a whole stack of Shulker shells. >> Yeah. You agree? Yeah. All right. Here is the stack of Shulker shells, guys. What? Okay. Stack of Shulker. Stop. Stop. No. No. That's their way of saying hi. THAT'S A WAY OF SAYING HI. STOP.
42:27 OKAY. WO. WO. NO. NO. NO. Please calm down. This is their way of saying hi. You're a stranger today. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. >> Okay. Well, that's not very kind. That's not really nice of you to say. You know, they're they all gathered around just for you, spoke. I don't think you're being very nice, right? Helen, they have be these fishing rods. I can't see anything. This is really >> That's just how it is. I'm really sorry to hear that. You have to talk. >> Okay. Okay, guys. Please. This is so scary. I don't know. Okay. Listen. I'm going to drop you the shelter shells now. >> Oh, no. No. No. It's okay. >> What do you mean it's okay? There's the sher off for you. >> Your offer is great. Your offer is great, but I I just I have some bigger fish to fry. You might say I have bigger
43:13 clientele. >> Who is bigger than me? I mean, I I really don't think Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Let's calm down. You know, let's calm deep breath. You know, some turtles can breathe out of their butts. >> I'm not doing that. >> Okay. I just just had to let you know. You know, just in case. You can never be too sure. >> Four stacks of shulker shells right there. And if anyone takes it, I'm going to start killing them. >> I No. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Whoa. Please calm down on my citizens. They didn't do anything. They're just messing around. >> I'm missing the sacs. I'm missing your shells. Who has There we go. There we go. >> I don't know. >> Listen. >> Let's start from the beginning. >> I'm listening. >> I understand you guys. You You produce the most amount of turtle master potions on the entire server. Are you not able
44:01 to give a single one >> in exchange for any? No. >> No. I'm very I'm stacked. You know, there's a lot of things are going on in the server nowadays. I hear there's terrible things. It's really I'm sorry, spoke. I would love to help you, but I just not right now. >> Turtles have their eardrums flat against >> That's okay. I'm going to take a look around if that's all right. Um >> Yeah. Yeah. It's It's beautiful here. Take your time. >> All right. Well, thank you so much. I'm so glad that went so well. >> Nice to meet you. >> Of course. Nice to nice to meet you. Other room. No. other room. This way.
44:46 What do they got here? Wow, they're broke. I feel like every civilization does this where they they put stacks upon stacks of large chests and they're all empty. That's not the case for us. All of our double chests are completely full. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you hold on to the shelker shells. I have a different idea. Oh, looks like I got a little crowd. It's okay, guys. I'm investigating your Yeah, we're going to I have an idea. Look at that.
45:32 Don't worry, guys. I'm just I I I I'm bought it with the correct uh transformation of vendor pearl currencies. It's this is what we use to trade in the end. Is that fair? Your rod broke. Go get a new one. Hey, I I I I kind of look just like you guys. Look at that. We're turtle friends now. Turtle friends unite. Turtle. Yo, no. Get the armor on right this instant. No. Get the armor on. Right in here. Right in here, guys. Oh, you guys shouldn't have given me a rod. All right. Where is the Oh, wow. You guys look great. Oh, yeah. All right, everyone group together. Turtle group
46:17 hug. Turtle group hug. No splash invisibility dispersed. Hey hell. I don't know where the other guy went, but it's just you and me now. That's what it's looking like. All right, let's go. I got to figure out what why in the world the largest turtle civilization on the server is unwilling to give us a single turtle master. It makes zero sense to me. Makes zero sense to you. No. Who's this? Oh, well, well, well. You found us. No one else is following this. All right. I just got two different answers. I'm
47:02 going to hope for the best. Listen, worst case scenario, we take two turtles for ourselves. Is that agreed? Whoa. Where are we? Oh. Oh. Oh, look at that. Okay, we just need two of these guys. Two of these guys. All right, get to business. No, stop playing with that. You guys figure out how to steal these turtles. Wait, what if we just steal two eggs? All right, go in and steal two eggs. All right, wait, maybe I can steal the eggs. I I like doing the important stuff. Here, take the cod instead. That's your guys's job. All right, let's get right in there. Let's go. See, they're not going to notice. We only need two, right? Nah, we
47:48 can take some more. Excuse me, buddy. Get out of the way. There we go. These are pretty rare items on the server if you guys are not already a Whoa. What are they doing? Okay, this might only be one of their many farms, but if anything, do they have any skew? What we're after, right? They have four. Yo, take that. Pocket that. All right, perfect. Let's go. We don't got time. We don't got time. We got to run, run, run. Listen, plan is simple. We got the eggs. We got what we need. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I didn't have to use a single rod. Let's go.
48:38 >> Fishing rod. Oh, >> Sheldon, it's been a while. >> Hello. Hey, Blaze. Oh, you know, it's been pretty good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love turtles. You know that. >> But I'm not I'm not here to talk about turtles. The Nether doesn't run on turtle time. I'm ready to get this deal done shutting. I I understand that, but it's a really big order to fulfill. You can't expect me to have it ready already. >> Why would you make a deal? You You weren't going to have ready. >> I It will be ready. It'll be ready soon. I promise it'll be ready soon. Just come back tomorrow. Okay. I promise. Just Just give me some time. Yeah. >> Oh my goodness. >> I'm sorry. I know it's hard. It's It's There's You know, turtles take so long.
49:23 They can only nest where they're born. It's It's hard. Okay. >> I don't I don't care about what the turtles can or cannot do. If it isn't finished by tomorrow, I'll be back. And you know, there will be consequences. >> I'll have it ready by then. >> It better be. >> Yo, wait. What? What is Does that guy have an egg? Hey. Hey. >> Oh my god. My invisibility is gone. Nol retreat. I can't take that. >> What do you mean I can't take that? You could HAVE TRADED ME, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO TRADE WITH the Nether Kingdom. >> No, you don't understand. You I said I would trade with you. >> No, you didn't. You declined. >> I said later. >> You're going to support the Nether
50:09 Kingdom over that. This is a mistake. This is a mistake. They didn't take my egg. >> That's it. No. No. Is it time? Is it time? Do I rip this? >> Hey, get back here. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. >> Do I rip this? I need that. I'm ripping it. I'm so sorry. I need these turtles more than you do. >> Stop ripping. No, you don't. These are my turtles. I got them myself. >> I >> There we go. >> Um. Uh. >> What is that? >> I need I don't know what you're trying to do right now, but I need that turtle egg back. >> I'm sure I need it more than you. >> Hold on. Maybe it just messed up. What? Actually, what was that? I This is the end of turtle. >> Please, please just give it back. We can be Please just give it back. >> I'm so confused. Where's the army? >> Please get another There's another one.
50:55 >> There's just another one. I >> just give there is a bigger problem at hand. >> Spoke. Spoke. I need that egg. Spoke. >> One last time. >> It's not yours. It doesn't belong to you. You know, turtles take so long to nest. >> You turtles take up to 20 years to lay eggs. I >> teleporting naked spoke. >> No. What are you guys? How is this a feature? What are you going to spoke? Please. I need >> children. Sheldon. We have to I I don't even know. I don't What does this one do? >> Whatever, bro. Let's call in the rest of the the single nulls. >> Spoke, please. Just give it back. We don't have to do this. >> Oh, there we go. >> Oh, >> there we go. Sheldon, come on. This way. This way. We can avoid a lot more a lot
51:42 more casualties if we uh if we just go about this the right way. All right. Great work, N. Lean this all up for me. Why did it not work the the the three other times? Oh my goodness, dude. Who is still hitting me? Oh, that's it, bro. About to seek vengeance now. This feels really wrong to Oh. Oh, let's get out of this armor, bro. There we go. There we go. I'm sorry. I guess this is the grand end of the turtle empire. What are we doing? Wow. This is This could have been a lot easier. Well, gather the null. Bring
52:29 their leader. We have We have enough turtles to make our own farm. I I simply just I I can't be bothered to stay any longer. All right. Null. Bring back Sheldon to the base. I will meet the rest of you guys there. I have a few strong words to give to the uh the commander about this uh this tech. All right, squad. Let's uh let's move out back to the perimeter. All right. I think just over this uh this cliff here, we're going to we're going to have our base. >> I just don't understand why you would take all the turtles. Why would you kill my people? Did they did not deserve this? >> Sheldon, look down there. >> Yeah. >> You see the
53:16 >> the the beautiful machinery, the beautiful innovations. I mean, >> I don't think this is beautiful. >> Well, it's not that beautiful yet because >> I don't think it's ever going to be beautiful. >> Well, that's just dark. >> You know what you're doing to them >> doing to Okay, children. I think we just have to go down and you'll have to see for yourself. So, all right. Take this. >> Okay. And >> I don't see how this would make me feel better. >> End of pearl down. >> Okay. Oh, no. No, no. >> All right. It looks like he lives. >> Yo, >> what is You could have killed me. I could have died. I was five seconds away from the ground. What is wrong with you, >> children? We don't got a staircase. Low
54:03 key. Ender pearls. It's our It's our best way of maneuvering. You know, we're >> out. >> We're the end dimension. What if we We're the end dimension. We're the We're We are the end dimension. >> Anything. >> Oh, Commander, you got turtles. >> This isn't okay. Why would you do this? Why would >> They're alive and breathing in this. >> I told you we'd recreate the farms. >> You see this? This is inhumane. What is this? >> All right, let's let the commander explain. >> Look, they're they're freerange turtles. They do the wrong thing. Commander, >> wait. What is this microphone? By the way, I'm I'm fully lost right now. Wait, >> talk again. >> Hello. >> Oh, you changed your voice changer. >> Is this really important right now?
54:48 >> This my normal voice, bro. >> I feel like this is bigger fish to fry. >> Sheldon, is is is this guy's voice different? >> Speak up. >> Hello. Hello Sheldon. >> I prefer just Sheldon. Thank you. >> All right. Commander, we will work on your voice changer later. I I did not realize we were in the mood to change >> matter. That doesn't matter. There's turtles here. They're not free range. This isn't free arrange. You have them in a box. This is a box that you have inside of box. >> It's a pretty big box. >> There's no water. There's a sand. This doesn't count. >> How about that? Is that Is that Is that better? >> You your fish. Your your >> There's a baby turtle. Don't. >> It is so small, bro. >> Yeah.
55:34 Commander, >> what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? >> Why would you like fireworks? >> You know they know. >> Why would you do that? >> You know, >> what is that doing, bro? >> It's a baby. >> It's a baby doll. >> I heard you wanted some friends, so I I tried to make one like me that can be your friend. >> Which null told you I needed friends? Uh, >> that's kind of sad. >> R E O T J D K F E W N. >> This is not to you. This is not a friend. >> Spoke. >> Hello. >> Hello. I got a new friend. >> Oh, >> no. Commander, no. I don't I don't like this. >> I don't like this. Commander, >> I have your friend. >> I kind of like this one.
56:21 >> This all was made in like a laboratory or something, bro. >> Hey, leave him alone. Yeah. >> What is this command do? >> See, you can't even take care of your own people. How do I expect you to take care of turtles? >> I told him for you. Don't you like him? >> Wait, what does it do? >> It actually >> does it just command. I don't like this at all. Back away from me. Yo. >> Have you ever met a null that can break the sound barrier? >> No. This is not This is not okay. >> What? What are you doing, >> bro? >> What is wrong with this? >> Put it out of its misery. That is not >> misery. >> No, >> she was made for you. He was literally made for you. >> All right, let's discuss the turtle in
57:07 the room then. What? Commander, >> which null told you to make turtle farms? I mean, I like it. This is nice, but like >> I don't like it. This is humane. This is immoral. >> There's a reason we made these turtle farms. >> There is a reason. >> Oh, there there actually is a reason. I'm down here. >> Okay. >> Look, you gave me this book and you told me to build farm cement. We've used it once on Wemu. And you know, it's kind of hard to find mobs around here. >> Yeah, >> it's kind of hard. And you know, with these turtles, we can just breed them and it goes right over the cap. So, I've started working on our next machine.
57:53 >> Okay. It's It's just a prototype, but >> I'm excited. New machine. That's kind of big. Okay, >> Sheldon. You know what? >> Here's like You probably got some water and sand. Like, give these guys a better home. I think they uh you seem to know what they want better than me. I think they want fireworks, but >> No, I don't. Stop. Stop. How it is. >> Oh, it's not happy. Stop. Stop. Stop. You're going to kill it. You're going to kill it. You're going to kill it. >> You're No. No. What? >> I didn't realize the wind charges would hurt. you. Why would you do that for everyone? >> You got this. All right, Sheldon. All right. Well, we'll see you later. >> I don't like you. >> All right, commander. New weapon. The I mean, if it's a weapon from that book, I'm I'm excited. I'm You have piqu my
58:40 interest. Look, the weapons in this book, they're useful, but I mean, they just all require mobs. And I'm working on how to get mobs, but I think these were built before the mob cap was ever a problem. >> Really? Okay. Well, let's just see it then. You said you had a prototype. Let's see what this weapon's all about. >> I think if you grabbed any other book, it probably would have been a lot more useful. But you know what? >> I grabbed what I could, commander. I grabbed what I could. >> Spoke. This is the beginnings of our next invention. >> Okay. Based on a concept in this book, this cannon can shoot mobs. >> Okay. >> Anywhere you want. >> It can shoot any mob. So, it can shoot uh where did I Okay, we're I'm going to
59:26 have to go back for Raphael. But it So, it can shoot any mob. It can shoot like my fish. It can shoot the It can shoot the I guess turtles. You see, I built it next to a uh deep dark, but it appears that uh it's kind of hard to get wardens to spawn. >> Okay. Yeah. >> So, you know what? For now, we have turtles. >> Oh, god, dude. Okay. Let's just see. All right. I guess we we we can replace it with any mob in the future. Let's just see if this works. All right. You got the How do I activate it? Look, this is the mob orbital ark one. >> All right. Do I just just rip it? >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. It took me a while to
1:00:14 make that. It's loaded with 100 turtles. I know. Very menacing, but >> Oh, I'm sure Sheldon could give some good thoughts on it. >> Look, you show it to Sheldon. I'm going to make sure everything goes right. >> All right. Here. Uh, let's rip it on shelling. Let's see if this works. Element of surprise, if you will. Okay, we've taken one of the leaders of a civilization. We have a weapon using their prized mobs. And yeah, I seems good to me. All right, Sheldon, you said you wanted turtles. >> Um, not from you. I think my turtles would be fine if they were left with me.
1:00:59 >> All right. Well, hey, I >> so happy. >> You You like one happy turtle. Here's 100 happy turtles. >> What does that even mean? >> You can't just make a 100 turtles appear from thin air. >> What is >> What is wrong with you? >> What just happened? >> You just killed a turtle. You know how hard it is to get those? Do you see the babies? They're still babies. Do you see how long it takes them to mature? >> I'm going to be honest. I thought it was going to be 100 turtles and I did not know it was going to instantly die. >> You were going to kill 100 turtles. >> Your fish is over there by the way. >> Where did the rest of the turtles go? >> I'm crashing out on Commander if I I No way bro. >> You're crashing out.
1:01:44 >> Sheldon, just stay just stay right there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, commander. Yeah, what a nice use of resources. Where is he? Yeah. Hey, hey, bud. >> Hey. Hey. >> What in the world are you doing? >> Did Did you get me turtles, >> commander? First, you give me a ender pearl. You give me a ender pearl, orbital strike, whatever you call it, rod to activate that stupid machine you made over there. Yeah, it it teleported
1:02:30 one naked null. One naked null each. Just And then the final one finally worked. But I can't be relying on that. We're at war. Like we're not at official war. We're more like um I I don't know what to call it. It's like we're at a standstill right now. Listen, we are on the verge of war with the Nether Kingdom. They have taken our technology. They have taken our capital and this is the weapons we're going to be using to fight back. Look, I can >> I'm trying my best. At least you got a turtle. And like maybe this thing just doesn't work with turtles. Like they do not talk about the turtle orbital in the book. Look, I'm trying my best. The model P is no longer here with us. So,
1:03:16 I'm trying to make machines that will help us win this war. But that was just Mark 1. I'll improve it. Next time the 100 turtles will come through and it's going to scare off Clown Pierce himself. >> Yeah, we need something to scare off Clown Pierce. We need something better than this. We are not ready for war. I can try my best. I can try my best to negotiate with other colonies. Whenever colonies are left, he I don't know. Something's weird about about Spawn in general. The players that are left alive, the only potential allies we have left, it's I don't know. Something's off. I don't know. Man, I just don't see a I I don't see a
1:04:02 world where I mean, okay, maybe if we get like the mob cannon going with like actual, you know, competent mobs. Like maybe something that's like hostile, that might be a good step in the right direction. I mean, you guys found a shulker. Like realistically, that would work. >> Bro, shulkers are blocked. You can't even stack them. >> Wait, guys. What is going on over here? Yo, >> we good guys? >> What's up? Where you saw? >> What's going on? >> I think clown is close. >> What do you mean clown is close? What? Which direction? Where do you see them? >> This is the scouting group. >> If he finds this place, it's over. >> And soldiers in the area. We don't have enough time to cover up. We don't have
1:04:47 enough time to cover up the machines. We don't We can't get Can't lose everything. Okay. Did you guys get spotted? Are we good? Did they see you guys? >> No. >> Who is in? Come on. Give it to me. >> We can't. Okay. You guys didn't get spotted, but they're >> Look, they're a few thousand blocks away and they're heading right here. >> Okay. Um, shoot. Commander, you know what we have to do, right? You know what we have to do, right? >> Gather the begin the protocol. We need this. We need to cover this place. >> Do we even have enough blocks? Like >> it's either that or we have to leave every We can't leave everything behind. >> Smoke. We don't have time. We need to
1:05:33 evacuate the null. Take what we can and get out. Like what are we doing? >> Commander, this is our I'm not losing everything again. Get the null up there. Start now. >> All right. Fine. Null with me.
1:06:25 That actually worked. I think I don't think any clown soldiers got down here. And uh the only broken machine is is yours. >> You know what? Later, >> but spoke. Clown soldiers aren't gone. >> What do you mean? >> They're they're still close. They must know we're around here somewhere. I knew the cover wasn't going to be perfect. Shoot. Okay. All it takes is one misplaced block and then they'll mine down and see what what is below them. Okay. Someone has to get them out of here. I think I have to be the one to do it. >> Are you serious? >> Put that whole cover on so you didn't
1:07:11 get caught. >> They're not going to run after just like a couple like lone null. Put together a small squad for me. I'm going to shift over to the wall over here and we're going to create a distraction if they think >> someone find me so sneak free. >> Oh my god. Commander, just gather a squad for me. All right. Okay, this this has to work. We shouldn't be too far away from the surface. All right. And like I said, just act as if we have been traveling all this time. All right. Maybe we should even shift. Yeah, let's all sneak. I don't see any name tags at the moment, but you never know with these guys. They've been training for who
1:07:57 knows how long. And the fact that they they were able to notice something off. I mean, that's just a sign of how how keen they are. Shoot. May maybe I should even lower my voice. I'm kind of I'm kind of nervous now. I mean, we didn't mind this far for for nothing. Okay, we've hit dirt. I we must have hit like a a hill or mountain or something. I've been digging up for a good bit now. Okay, a little risky with the name tag, but I think I'll allow it now that we're on the surface. All right, guys. Let's immediately start heading in one direction. All right, let's head this way. We got to act as if we've been just traveling this entire time and we didn't just mind. Make sure to Someone block off the hole, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, you go do it, Za.
1:08:45 Okay. No, I see them down by the water. Just act as if we're heading in like a straight direction. We don't see them. Do not Whatever Whatever you do, do not look directly at them. Not until I tell you to. All right, guys. Where do we think we should Where should the new null base be? Where should the new camps be? I mean, we've been traveling on foot for quite a minute now, guys, haven't we? Wait, I don't see them anymore. Do you guys see them? Go on F5. Just keep uh keep looking forwards. I also have to be careful. I If I suddenly change my tone, it's not because I am weird. Okay, keep walking forwards. There is a portal directly behind us where they last were. But I understand I
1:09:33 don't think that portal was initially there. Yeah, keep keep walking around whims like with whimsy. I mean that only means one thing and it does not mean that they have uh they have left us might only be the beginning. Make this jump or else you'll die. Great. By the way, there's a village. Let's how why don't we loot it up? And I got to say there's a lot of Nether portals around. I mean, I would never want to, you know, like I know there's quite a lot of players in the Nether. Would be wrong for us to intrude, wouldn't it be? All right. How about this? Let's uh here, let's make a watchtowwer. How
1:10:20 about that? A watchtowwer to see the best direction to go in. So, here, how about we go up on this nice hill and we see we use our eyes. We are pox in the wild. Yeah, build up, guys. Oh, yeah. You love watchtowwers. That's great, bro. Listen, this is not high enough. I'm going to be so for real. Let's keep going. Scared of heights. I think there's a little bit more to be afraid of right now. Okay. Are the rest almost up? All right, listen. I don't even know if that
1:11:07 was a good excuse. I don't even know how much they can hear of us. I don't know if they can hear us right now. I I'm frankly a little scared. I mean, we're successful in distracting them from the plot. That's for sure. But we have a new problem on our hands. We are being stalked. Pretty obviously stalked. But if they want to play tic-tac-toe, you're Did I really This is the null I bring on this mission. You understand what is at stake? Every machine that we have designed in the past the past while can easily be destroyed. All of it gone. The Nether Kingdom can't know what we are doing. Look, this is not great. It might just look like the four of us against
1:11:55 who knows how many clown soldiers have gathered on the other side. We can only guess by the amount of portals that have been following us. It's kind of like what you guys did to me not too long ago. And if you guys remember, were you part of those missions? No. Do you ever stop talking? Which null put this sign down? I am so serious when I say this. We have this problem to worry about. I can't worry about some nulls saying some stupid stuff. What you guys playing tic-tac-toe right now? We're I'm batting. No, but they didn't mean it. You understand that we are probably days away from an allout war against the Nether Kingdom. A kingdom that has been in power for who knows how long. Way
1:12:43 longer than we have been around. And I don't know how much progress, how much innovation they have done in that time. More portals have been spawning around us. I think we got to get on the move. I have a new idea, right? We've successfully brought them away from the plot. Yes, that's sure. We did it. But now we we have to somehow get out of this and get back to the plot without them seeing us. We're just going to have to keep going forwards. I have an idea. Your game's over. We're heading down. Me down. All right. From the gist of it, I really do think that the proper next step to make our I got to wait for my silly soldiers. Well, only it looks like we got to keep moving. So, uh, let's make
1:13:28 some boats and let's get straight to it. I don't even know if our I don't even know if my backup plan's going to work. All right. Yeah, great great work, guys. All right, let's head to our new base. This way. Onwards. here. Head a head a little to our right. Feel like if we're in the middle of the ocean, we should be in the here. Listen. All right. I It's very obvious at this point that they are preparing an ambush. But we do have a counter. If we successfully lure them out of their portals, we should be able to use the rod in my inventory, call in backup,
1:14:15 and maybe then I'll have a chance at surviving. But first, we we can't have them suspect anything. Just follow what I say and we should be good. It's already night time, guys. How about this? How about we make a How about we set up camp right around here? Yeah, right around here. Let's dig into this uh dig into this wall. Doesn't have to be a big entrance. Just a 2 by two and then make a room inside. All right. And look at that. We already have a already more Nether portals out here. So many travelers in in the area. Yeah, it's the best we're going to get, guys. Come on. All right, guys.
1:15:00 Listen. Here. You know what? I'll indulge in some tic-tac-toe. How about that? You know, I feel I feel pretty left out. All right, guys. I have gathered you here today, and congratulations 397 on winning the game. I mean, you you truly bested me. But we didn't travel this far just to make a a home for us. Look guys,
1:15:48 the Nether portal outside that is no random travelers. I have reason to believe that the Nether Kingdom is is stalking us, is following us. I think it is best now that we're undercover, now that we are safe from all possible ears of the Nether, it's time to reveal our master plan. I've brought you three today because you three are my best redstone designers, my best builders. I mean, you are essential to our to our plot. You guys are masters for a reason, and this had to be done in secret because I
1:16:33 couldn't risk any potential leaks coming to the uh the Nether Kingdom. So, this is the base where we will design the weapon. The weapon that will destroy the Nether Kingdom. I don't plan to use it offensively, but it will be the guaranteed weapon to stop the Nether. I don't know how much how many resources you you guys have brought. We'll probably have to make do with what is here and around us, but we have to begin immediately. Your guys's first job is to clear out this area. I need this to be as big as possible for the first test.
1:17:19 Okay, now it is time for my redstone geniuses, my null redstone geniuses to get to get to building, get to mining. So, keep on clearing this place out. All right, you know what? I am going to mute and get rid of this cop. Um, just Okay. Wow, these guys are pricks. But it should not matter. I don't know. I I I just got to think through my plan real quick. It is a little hard to explain a fake plan to soldiers that don't know what they're doing while knowing that the enemy is listening in. So, it's basically guaranteed at this point. But I believe that if we somehow successfully convince them that we have built a super weapon in this 15x5 box, I believe that they
1:18:07 will finally reveal themselves. They will finally leave their nether portals. And once they are outside of their portals, once they are done hiding away, just stalking us, I will rip the rod. And hopefully then, and only then, we can do this. I I just need to hope the commander's done it. All right, guys. This is looking to be very, very big. All right, here's the plan. 397, you're going to keep mining. Zak, you are going to start digging down. You're going to try to get as much redstone materials materials as possible. MPIW, you will be assisting ZA key in finding these resources. All right. I mean, it shouldn't take you too long either. Maybe like an hour. and we'll be good to
1:18:56 build this thing. I'm really excited to see your guys' designs. Luckily, the null here don't seem to realize that they I am using them as bait. Probably good thing they don't know that. If the null if the clown soldiers are smart enough, they will immediately try killing these players before we can recreate the machine. this so socalled super weapon. Mine everything that mine everything you see. I can't believe that. That is insane. All right, guys. Keep mining. We'll need as much resources as possible. While you do that, I'mma drink some tea.
1:19:50 Oh, look at that. You're back. You got anything good? Is that an actual problem? You actually have a problem with that? What? No. No. No. No. No. We have to address this right now. What? What's the problem with it? It's It's English breakfast. What? English breakfast, bro. What? Dude, that's like the most basic possible tea. Actually, you go down in the cave, bro. Bring up 397. I want to talk to him about T. Go, go back down. You are a genius, though. I mean, to be a genius, you have to have you have to be surrounded by other geniuses that counter your your opinions and thoughts. That's how you make innovations. That's how you make beautiful things. All right, back to
1:20:37 sipping tea. Okay, that one did not go down well. >> There you guys are. All right. Do you have the rest of the resources, you guys? I was scared for a minute. I almost lost you. I mean, without you, we would not be able to build the super weapon that will take down the Nether Kingdom. Oh my god. What kind of I I just got like English breakfast. Like, what' you say? Did you say that's the worst one? Not with like Okay, low key. I'm not even going to lie, bro. Wait. Oh, what's the best one? I know. Hold on. I got to I got to cross check this. Nope. That's just the N. Yeah, that's just the capital of Louisiana. All right, never mind. Oh, okay. Well, you know, don't draw me
1:21:22 the resources. You guys are the geniuses. Get to building. Come on. All right. Get to work, you geniuses. You the the smart and all the three. I mean hey bro. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Build. Come on, guys. I know you like to have a fun time and all that. I mean, this is I I like to have fun, too. But look, you guys told me that you're here to show me your greatest design. This is your chance. Let's build something beautiful.
1:22:07 Let's get the pistons moving. Let's get the comparators comparing. Let's get the repeaters repeating. And the red stoning stone stoning you like. Oh wow. Look at that. The first module is almost completed in all its glory. Zak, I mean, you are truly the master of observers and understanding the the binary components of redstone because it's not as simple as just some dust can create so much more. All right, 397. Look at that. You have already created the second module of the super weapon. Perfect. Now, PIW, you are I guess your job now is to create the the um the
1:22:56 deadly part of the machine. Wow, look at that. We almost have the most dangerous part done. We got some more binary work. I mean, Zak, that's just like that's your specialty. I mean, the the modules, everything has to be perfectly in line. Oh, PW, everyone look out. Look out. the weapon. Smart thinking to test the arrows instead with eggs. All right, guys. Be careful. The machine seems to be charging. Every module is in line. Great work. Great work. Okay, keep charging it up. Oh my god, this is about to be the first test. You want to be the test subject? All right, listen. Hold up your
1:23:41 shield. Take this uh take this totem and I mean you're just going to be the first one. All right, stand. I mean, you can stand anywhere. This is a omni multi-shot arrow cannon. Is the machine ready? All right, shields. All everyone shields up. This is it. This is the time. Three, two one. Oh. Oh my god. It just broke all of It just broke all of PW's armor. What? Oh my god. How low are you? How low are you? Write it down on the sign.
1:24:30 Nine hearts of damage. That brought you down to one heart. That was with everything I gave you. I mean, okay, listen. I hope you guys understand that we've opened Pandora's box. This could easily be the end of Unstable as we know it. Okay, listen guys. I think we have to go find the commander. All right, I think it's best that you guys uh come with me so I can protect the mo the three most genius minds on the server. And if I lose you guys, I mean, we'll never be able to recreate this machine again. Are you guys ready? Let's head out to the commander. In just 3 seconds, I'm going to open up this dirt block and we're going to turn off the machine, guys. Come on. We don't want anyone to
1:25:16 hear or see this, especially the Nether Kingdom. Okay. All right. Let's do this here. Leave the machine be. You know, we got to keep this in a working state for the uh for the commander to see. And maybe we'll test
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